DISCLAIMER: I do not own Avatar: The Legend of Korra


"Whoa, Korra, are you okay? Sorry, I though you would've dodged it." Bolin crouched down beside the girl, who was on her knees and clutching her stomach where the pro-bending plate had hit her.

"I'm good," Korra wheezed. "I'm just having cramps."

"You were probably working too hard. Get some water and take a break — you can save the world another day," the earthbender said with a chuckle.

"But I don't wanna save the world!" Korra whined uncharacteristically, flipping onto her back. "Everything hurts and I just wanna eat and sleep and do I smell komodo chicken chili?"

"You okay?" Mako asked, sounding more confused than worried. "You're... weird today."

"I'M NOT WEIRD!" the Avatar shrieked, suddenly angry. "I'M UNIQUE."

"...You go ahead and think that," he muttered, backing away from the girl.

"Where's my komodo chicken chili?" Korra demanded. "Where's my komodo chicken chili?" she repeated when there was no reply.

"There isn't any komodo chicken chili!" Bolin answered quickly.

"Why isn't there komodo chicken chili?"

"Because this is a training room, not a kitchen!" Mako snapped, sounding more than a little annoyed. Korra groaned and rolled onto her stomach, then put her cheek on the floor.

"Why... girl... nis..." she grumbled to herself.

"What was that?" Bolin asked.

"Why was I born a girl?" Korra wailed, moving her arms to clutch at her core. "Why can't I just have penis?"

"Uh..."

"Why do I have to have a damn uterus that causes so much pain?" the girl sobbed.

"Korra, are you—"

An abrupt burst of fire missed Bolin by a millimetre, causing him to let out an oddly feminine squeak that was quickly covered by a cough.

"Kor—"

"NO. GO AWAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A PENIS OR KOMODO CHICKEN CHILI FOR ME." The fire flared again, and the earthbender retreated to stand by his brother.

"Should we get a doctor?" Bolin asked, and Mako shook his head.

"Don't bother. She'd probably burn him to a crisp."

"I guess," Bolin shrugged. "What do you think is wrong with her?"

Mako shot his brother an incredulous look, then shook his head with a sigh. "You're hopeless..."

"Oh!" Bolin suddenly exclaimed, thumping his fist in his palm. "She's PMS-ing!"

Another bout of flames flew at the earthbender, who yelped and bolted out of the training room. Korra glared at the door and screamed,

"I DO NOT HAVE MOOD SWINGS!"


Written on a whim. Korra seems like an impulsive person, which is why her reactions are so exaggerated and severe. Hopefully I'm not the only one that's curious about how Korra deals with her period.

They should make an episode that's about Korra on her period. They really should. It would be pure comedic gold.

Thanks for reading!