Disclaimer - I don't own khr, and this is my first time writing for it. So obviously there isn't really much of a story, just trying to test the waters a bit here. ;o

"It tastes like strawberries."

"That's because it's made of strawberries, dipwad. Stop talking like a shoujo manga character."

Tsunade sighed at her Rain and Storm guardians.

Tsuna fidgeted. "Can we get this over with? I have something to..er. Do."

"Don't talk to my boss like that!" Hayano growled.

"Why am I even here?" Tsuna moaned. "I don't get the point."

Tsuna, Tsunade, Tsunade's three Guardians, along with Haru, Kyoko, Yuni, and some unidentified girl, were seated at the table in a parfait shop. The fourth guardian, Kyouka, refused to come, threatening to bite everyone to death if she was forced to. The fifth, Lamba, was a general annoyance and pretty much wasn't mature enough for what the topic of discussion was today. The sixth, Mukuron, was...in prison. And unfortunately, the Vindice wasn't nice enough to let Tsunade bail her out.

"So," the stranger said casually. "How're you all doing."

Hayano jumped up and pointed a finger at her accusingly. "Who are you, stupid woman?"

"Don't even," the girl replied. "I am...hm, how should I say. I guess I'm a stalker. I mean, I watch khr know everything about you. Like." The stalkerfan looked at Tsunade coolly. "She's a yaoi fan."

Time stood still for a good minute. Tsuna openly gaped at her.

"It...It's okay, Tenth!" Hayano declared after a moment. "I am too!"

"Me too!" Haru added. "And I have read at least one fic of every kink you can think of!"

"I especially liked that one fic where Gokudera Hayato was fantasizing about pounding his Boss into the mattress," Yuni said brightly.

"Really? I was rather put out reading that one," Kyoko commented. "I mean, nothing actually happened."

"Even Kyoko? I was EXTREMELY confused!" Ryokei nodded.

"I ship 10027," Takashi admitted. "But nothing compares to 1827. Damn that stuff is..."

Tsunade giggled. "Actually, I like D18 and 8018. All18 is the best. But 1827 and 5927 are really good too."

Hayano smiled. "My favorite ship is 5927, naturally. And X27's great."

"8059, All27, 6927, 1827, 1869, and even D27 make me happy, kufufufu~"

"Aren't you supposed to be in jail?"

"Speaking of jail, I'm writing this fic where they all get locked in a prision cell and they - "

Tsuna facepalmed. When Reborn arrived and told him what the numbers and unfamiliar words meant, he died in his seat.