OKKKKKKKK THE INRO SHOW DIDN"T GO SO WELL. SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL MAKE THE BART AND TINO SHOW B&T FOR SHORT.
A voice deep manly from the sky: Welcome ladies and germs! Kids of all cages! We welcome you to the spectacular, the resplendent, BART AND TINO SHOW!!
(Theme song)
Deep manly voice: NOW hears your host…..Bart!!
Bart: Thank you! Thank you! Yes, now in this epi…
D/M voice: AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDD TIIIIIIIIINNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOO!!
Audience: YAAAAA YYYYYA HOOOOOOOOO YAAA WE LOOOOOOOVE YOU!!
Tino: Yes! MAUUUUU! Please, please. Settle down! Now in this episode we will be interviewing Bartimaeus! He will be teleported in a strange way. WITH CANADAN TECHNOLIGY!!
Bart: HEY!! THAT WAS MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LINE!!
Tino: Then you should have been faster.
Bart: Why you…………you……..son of a troll!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Tino (giving a death glare): I'll deal with you latter. But now let us explain the show, as it progresses in episodes we will bring more and more people that we like and interview them to. Bartimaeous will stay and soon we will have a huge traffic jam and start a new show.
Bart: Yes tell it to them you under brained Dolt!
Tino: WHAT!!
Bart: YOU HEARD ME!! YOR AN UNDER BRAINED, UNDER SIZED, LITTLE DOLT!!
Tino: OK! YOU LIITLE CRETTAN YOU DIE NOW!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Bart:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(Tino lunges at Bart ands the start an all out brawl.) (The Audience just watches in silence)
D/M voice: OOOOOOOOOOOK… Well While I call the swat team and get Dr. Phil, you watch these commercials. OK? Good.
Higher manly voice: Bart Tech was Brought to you by Canadian tech. The only tech that gives you hokey AND the metric system in one machine, yeessssssss….
SOOOO IS THIS ONE BETTER?! I HOPE SO. WRITE ME ANY QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK BARTIMAUOS. OK? OH. AND YOU CAN REQUEST OUTHER GUESTS TOO.
