Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything, so stop breaking my heart!

A/N: This was inspired by a joke my best friend told me. Ah how I love Crope and Tibbett, the end.

Ozalicious Bubble-Gum

"What in Oz name is this stuff?" Fiyero asked in awe. "I believe they call it gum, Master Fiyero." Elphaba replied dryly. Tibbett and Crope merely erupted into laughter, earning a glare from Elphaba, a confused look by Nessa, an "I'm-not-even-paying-attention-to-anything-because-I'm-popular" look from Galinda, a raised eyebrow from Fiyero, and a goofy grin from Boq. Nessa spoke up. "What are you two laughing about?" Crope was bent at his hips, holding his knees form laughing so hard. Nearly falling over, Tibbett was balanced by his hand on Crope's back. Eventually Tibbett choked out.

"Nothing! It just goes in your mouth hard and comes out soft."

At this, Boq went pale.