The Quistis Trepe Show

Episode I - The Makeovers

Quistis: Welcome to the Quistis Trepe Show! And now the guests!

Quistis: Our first guest, Squall Leaonhart!

*About five people clap*

*Quistis plugs in the "Applaud" sign and then the crowd applauds*

Quistis: And our second guest, Rinoa Heartilly!

Edea: The ratings are flying up!

Quistis: And our third guest, Zell Dincht!

*Cricket sounds*

*Quistis looks at the applaud sign and it's on*

*still cricket sounds*

Zell: S'up, everybody!

*STILL cricket sounds*

Quistis: Our fourth guest, Irvine Kinneas!

*Applauds*

Quistis: And our last and most likely least favorite guest, Selphie Tilmitt!

*Boos from the crowd**crowd throws watermelons*

Edea: Oh no! The ratings are dropping! We're going out of business!

*Selphie sits down and starts to whine*

Rinoa: What's your problem, *censored*!

Edea: Ratings gone up!

Selphie: Shut up!

Edea: Down!

Rinoa: You shut up, *censored*!

Edea: Up!

Selphie: YOU shut up, *censored*!

Edea: Down!

Rinoa: You shut up, camerawoman!

Edea: Up! Ack!

*Rinoa and Selphie beat up Edea, then they fight together*

Squall: Yikes! I gotta save my girlfriend!

*Squall runs and "accidentally" stabs Selphie 47 times*

*Duo and Heero drag off Selphie's lifeless corpse and then they start making out*

Edea: For some strange reason, the ratings are going up!

Seifer: Ha! Come on, Rinoa and Squall, let's go to the...

Quistis: Don't say it! Why are you on the show, anyways?

Seifer: I bribed chicken-wuss with hot dogs.

*Zell shoving hot dogs in his mouth and his cheeks buldging*

Zell: I didn't do it! Really! It was...It was...Irvine! Yea! Irvine! He let him on the show!

Quistis: Ahh, knock it off, you freaks. Anyways, today is makeover day! You all go backstage and get your makeovers done.

*Squall, Rinoa, Zell and Irvine go backstage, as Selphie wanders in*

Selphie: Hey, I want a makeover too!

Quistis: Oh, all right. It's the new instant makeover machine!

*Stage helper Fujin turns on machine*

Quistis: You get an instant makeover if you just go inside... just open the door...

Selphie: And go in!

Quistis: Right!

*Selphie doesn't know she just walked into a mako chamber*

Selphie: IT BURNS!!! IT BURNnnnnssssss.................................

*Selphie melts in the mako machine*

Quistis: Eww...well, let's bring out the guests! First, it's Squall!

*Squall comes out dressed in white disco clothes and disco shoes and an afro*

*the crowds jaws drop*

Squall: Ahh, to *censored* with it. I'll just strip.

Quistis: STOP NO! As much as our female guests would like that don't. *shudders* Creepy.

Quistis: And our next guest, Rinoa!

*Rinoa come out wearing Edea's dress thing*

Edea: Hey that's my look!

Quistis: And our next guest Zell!

*Zell comes out wearing Edea's dress thing*

Edea: What the...

Quistis: And last! Irvine!

*And Irvine comes out wearing Edea's dress thing*

Edea: ARG! WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE!?

Quistis: What are the odds...

Quistis: Well, that's the end of our first episode. You are the weakest link goodbye!