The Quistis Trepe Show
Episode I - The Makeovers
Quistis: Welcome to the Quistis Trepe Show! And now the guests!
Quistis: Our first guest, Squall Leaonhart!
*About five people clap*
*Quistis plugs in the "Applaud" sign and then the crowd applauds*
Quistis: And our second guest, Rinoa Heartilly!
Edea: The ratings are flying up!
Quistis: And our third guest, Zell Dincht!
*Cricket sounds*
*Quistis looks at the applaud sign and it's on*
*still cricket sounds*
Zell: S'up, everybody!
*STILL cricket sounds*
Quistis: Our fourth guest, Irvine Kinneas!
*Applauds*
Quistis: And our last and most likely least favorite guest, Selphie Tilmitt!
*Boos from the crowd**crowd throws watermelons*
Edea: Oh no! The ratings are dropping! We're going out of business!
*Selphie sits down and starts to whine*
Rinoa: What's your problem, *censored*!
Edea: Ratings gone up!
Selphie: Shut up!
Edea: Down!
Rinoa: You shut up, *censored*!
Edea: Up!
Selphie: YOU shut up, *censored*!
Edea: Down!
Rinoa: You shut up, camerawoman!
Edea: Up! Ack!
*Rinoa and Selphie beat up Edea, then they fight together*
Squall: Yikes! I gotta save my girlfriend!
*Squall runs and "accidentally" stabs Selphie 47 times*
*Duo and Heero drag off Selphie's lifeless corpse and then they start making out*
Edea: For some strange reason, the ratings are going up!
Seifer: Ha! Come on, Rinoa and Squall, let's go to the...
Quistis: Don't say it! Why are you on the show, anyways?
Seifer: I bribed chicken-wuss with hot dogs.
*Zell shoving hot dogs in his mouth and his cheeks buldging*
Zell: I didn't do it! Really! It was...It was...Irvine! Yea! Irvine! He let him on the show!
Quistis: Ahh, knock it off, you freaks. Anyways, today is makeover day! You all go backstage and get your makeovers done.
*Squall, Rinoa, Zell and Irvine go backstage, as Selphie wanders in*
Selphie: Hey, I want a makeover too!
Quistis: Oh, all right. It's the new instant makeover machine!
*Stage helper Fujin turns on machine*
Quistis: You get an instant makeover if you just go inside... just open the door...
Selphie: And go in!
Quistis: Right!
*Selphie doesn't know she just walked into a mako chamber*
Selphie: IT BURNS!!! IT BURNnnnnssssss.................................
*Selphie melts in the mako machine*
Quistis: Eww...well, let's bring out the guests! First, it's Squall!
*Squall comes out dressed in white disco clothes and disco shoes and an afro*
*the crowds jaws drop*
Squall: Ahh, to *censored* with it. I'll just strip.
Quistis: STOP NO! As much as our female guests would like that don't. *shudders* Creepy.
Quistis: And our next guest, Rinoa!
*Rinoa come out wearing Edea's dress thing*
Edea: Hey that's my look!
Quistis: And our next guest Zell!
*Zell comes out wearing Edea's dress thing*
Edea: What the...
Quistis: And last! Irvine!
*And Irvine comes out wearing Edea's dress thing*
Edea: ARG! WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE!?
Quistis: What are the odds...
Quistis: Well, that's the end of our first episode. You are the weakest link goodbye!
Episode I - The Makeovers
Quistis: Welcome to the Quistis Trepe Show! And now the guests!
Quistis: Our first guest, Squall Leaonhart!
*About five people clap*
*Quistis plugs in the "Applaud" sign and then the crowd applauds*
Quistis: And our second guest, Rinoa Heartilly!
Edea: The ratings are flying up!
Quistis: And our third guest, Zell Dincht!
*Cricket sounds*
*Quistis looks at the applaud sign and it's on*
*still cricket sounds*
Zell: S'up, everybody!
*STILL cricket sounds*
Quistis: Our fourth guest, Irvine Kinneas!
*Applauds*
Quistis: And our last and most likely least favorite guest, Selphie Tilmitt!
*Boos from the crowd**crowd throws watermelons*
Edea: Oh no! The ratings are dropping! We're going out of business!
*Selphie sits down and starts to whine*
Rinoa: What's your problem, *censored*!
Edea: Ratings gone up!
Selphie: Shut up!
Edea: Down!
Rinoa: You shut up, *censored*!
Edea: Up!
Selphie: YOU shut up, *censored*!
Edea: Down!
Rinoa: You shut up, camerawoman!
Edea: Up! Ack!
*Rinoa and Selphie beat up Edea, then they fight together*
Squall: Yikes! I gotta save my girlfriend!
*Squall runs and "accidentally" stabs Selphie 47 times*
*Duo and Heero drag off Selphie's lifeless corpse and then they start making out*
Edea: For some strange reason, the ratings are going up!
Seifer: Ha! Come on, Rinoa and Squall, let's go to the...
Quistis: Don't say it! Why are you on the show, anyways?
Seifer: I bribed chicken-wuss with hot dogs.
*Zell shoving hot dogs in his mouth and his cheeks buldging*
Zell: I didn't do it! Really! It was...It was...Irvine! Yea! Irvine! He let him on the show!
Quistis: Ahh, knock it off, you freaks. Anyways, today is makeover day! You all go backstage and get your makeovers done.
*Squall, Rinoa, Zell and Irvine go backstage, as Selphie wanders in*
Selphie: Hey, I want a makeover too!
Quistis: Oh, all right. It's the new instant makeover machine!
*Stage helper Fujin turns on machine*
Quistis: You get an instant makeover if you just go inside... just open the door...
Selphie: And go in!
Quistis: Right!
*Selphie doesn't know she just walked into a mako chamber*
Selphie: IT BURNS!!! IT BURNnnnnssssss.................................
*Selphie melts in the mako machine*
Quistis: Eww...well, let's bring out the guests! First, it's Squall!
*Squall comes out dressed in white disco clothes and disco shoes and an afro*
*the crowds jaws drop*
Squall: Ahh, to *censored* with it. I'll just strip.
Quistis: STOP NO! As much as our female guests would like that don't. *shudders* Creepy.
Quistis: And our next guest, Rinoa!
*Rinoa come out wearing Edea's dress thing*
Edea: Hey that's my look!
Quistis: And our next guest Zell!
*Zell comes out wearing Edea's dress thing*
Edea: What the...
Quistis: And last! Irvine!
*And Irvine comes out wearing Edea's dress thing*
Edea: ARG! WHAT IS WITH THESE PEOPLE!?
Quistis: What are the odds...
Quistis: Well, that's the end of our first episode. You are the weakest link goodbye!
