I Love......GO AWAY EDWARD!
This is set when Edward gets back from Alaska and decides to talk to Bella.
Chapter 1: Great, a stalker
"Hello" came a voice from behind her, and then the person who spoke sat down beside her.
"Hey" Said Bella, turning back to her desk.
"You're Bella Sawn, right?" He asked but she knew she was big news and if he didn't know her, he wasn't worth her time.
"Yeah....and your Edwin, right?" she said uninterested, it took every bone in her body to sit there, he was seriously annoying, she liked it better when he didn't talk at all.
"Edward, actually" He corrected politely.
"....yeah" and she turned away, just as the science teacher walked in the door and momentarily saved her from her new found annoyance of a science partner.
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After school that day, Charlie, to Bella's annoyance, booked Bella an appointment. Bella was going to make a run for it but that was before she saw her Doctor.
"Hey Dad!" asked Bella.
"Yeah, Bells" He asked absently, while filling out documents the nurse had given him.
"Will hebe my doctor?" she asked, as she crossed her fingers behind her back.
"Who, Carlisle?" He asked looking up from the paperwork, to where Bella was looking.
"Yeah" She said breathlessly, because Bella knew she had found her future husband.
"I suppose so" was all he said before turning back to paper work.
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Later again that evening Bella was on the phone with Jessica, while Edward was at home, trying to pluck up the courage to ring Bella.
"You like Carlisle Cullen, Like....THE Carlisle Cullen!" asked Jessica, well it sounded more stated than anything else.
"Well can you blame me, I mean have you seen him?" explain Bella, if that was a perfectly good explanation.
"I suppose you're right but he's married" Trying to back up her friends impossible mission.
"Well...I suppose that could be a problem but I think it can be dealt with easily enough" said Bella convincingly.
"You think! But what are you going to do about it?" Jessica asked curiously.
"You mean what are we going to do about it, well I'm not sure yet, I have to find a way to talk to him, like not patient to doctor" said Bella, clearly thinking.
"Well I'm not sure on the 'we' part but I'll tag along but-"
"Hang on Jess, I've got someone on the other line, can you hang on a minute?"
"Sure" Sure said Jessica waiting patiently; she didn't mind really, she needed something to pass the time. Currently Jessica was dressed head to toe in black, and was hiding in her car outside Mike Newton's house. After she heard a rumour he had a date tonight. Bella switched over to the other line.
"Hello?" Bella asked friendlily.
"Hey Bella, it's me!" Said Edward happily, he was proud of himself for getting the courage to ring Bella.
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"Oh sorry, it's Edward"
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"Edward Cullen"
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"Lab partner, Carlisle son-"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh right, sorry.....forgot, anyway what do you want and don't want to be rude or anything but how did you get my number?"
"Well...Jessica gave me your number" Bella made a personal note to kill Jessica after this phone call, well after she helped her first with Carlisle. "And I wanted to make sure you were safe, Bella" said Edward. At that moment Bella wanted to check the window, to see if he was outside, but thought better of it, she didn't know how stable this guy was.
"I'm fine.....why shouldn't I be?" Bella was getting freaked out but felt she had to ask, she was in a far distance to the phone or if he got in, she could probley make it to the kitchen and get a very sharp object.
"No reason...I care about you Bella" Said Edward intensely.
".....That's nice, well sorry Edward but I Have to go, you know, homework and all.....bye" and before he could answer, Bella hung up and got Jessica back on the line.
"Who was that?" asked Jessica.
"Edward Cullen" said Bella irritably.
"Wooooow, EDWARD CULLEN, I'd love to be you Bella"
Said Jessica enviously.
"Yeah well-' Bella broke off because she had found a way to get to Carlisle, through his son, what luck, she thought but inwardly sighed, more time with creepy guy.
"Anyway Bella, can I call you back, I Just saw Mike get into his car, I got to follow him...bye" and she hung up abruptly. Leaving Bella to plot her future happiness.
Hiya, yeah me again, but I always wondered, what if Bella was a Bitch but Edward being Edward loved her anyway, and I love Carlisle so yeah. This story is dedicated to my good friend Emz, she's not on Fanfiction but she's a great writer. Also, Edward wouldn't be the only one trying to get Bella, so stay tuned xoxo Chapter 2 is ready and bear in mind Bella will get worse as the story continues, p.s this is more of a comedy than a love story so don't bet on a happy ending! Please review people and tell me what you think, okay? See you later xoxo
