Title: Miss Armando

Rating: T

Pairing: Miego, or you could say Miana.

Notes: For the kink meme, I fell in love with this prompt. I think it's one of my favorite prompts from the kink meme so far. These are the exact words from the OP: "Diego Armando is such a ladies man. But what if he was a lady?Ms Armando femslash. Whether it's a full genderswap AU, just Diego/Godot changing gender, show me whatchugot anon!" This is going to be a full gender swap, Diego will now be known as Diana.I think Diego would look brilliant as as woman. It's gonna be a full genderswap and Diego will now be known as Diana. I hope you can still see presence of Diego in Diana and hope you like the fic.

Chapter One: Lesbian Lawyer

It was no secret, Diana Armando was a proud lesbian lawyer. Her first love was herself. A man magnet in her school years, maybe her sweet perfume mixed with her coffee smells pulled them in. Of course some are all ready to spy on her for some hot girl on girl action. Diana had grown used to it; her lustrous black hair and model shaped figure was a hit. Her skin glistened in fake tan.

Everyday morning was the same for Diana since being a lawyer. She'd wake up at six, have a cup of coffee, have a fifteen minute shower, get dressed, breakfast with four more cups of coffee than off to work with a cup or more of coffee on the go. Today was no exception. The same old black high heels and scarlet satin dress, sealed in a black coat. Thick mascara and purple eye shadow to strengthen her eyes and bright red lips that shimmered like a model. She was annoyed by her broken nail, but she stayed by her one and most important rules. Important rule number one: A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad the situation is. Important rule number two: the only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over.

She heard there was a new defense attorney working for her boss. She was brave enough to help try and prove a death row inmate, Terry Fawles innocent of his crime. She didn't know what she looked like, but she already admired her confidence. Walking into the defense lobby with a coffee on the go. She usually drank around seventeen cups per trial. She walked into the trial and couldn't believe her eyes. What a kitty she saw before her. Diana Armando didn't expect to see such a fine woman in front of her. The new defense attorney was wearing black, wore a yellow scarf and was a cute, yet sizzling sexy brunette. She looked nervous, but she was adorable.

"Ha..." Diana slipped out. She saw her staring at the defendant. "You're not going to find the truth by looking at him like that you know, kitty."

"Oh hi! Where's Mr. Grossberg?"

"No need to worry about him," Diana told her as she fiddled with her scarlet dress. "He's most likely muffling himself to sleep with a bottle in his hand. Aren't I good enough kitty? Anyway why don't you tell me your name?"

"I... I'm Mia Fey!" Mia accidentally snapped.

"Diana Armando at your service," Diana said. She curtsied in front of Mia. "I'll be making sure our little kitty is fine."

"So you're Diana Armando the finest defense attorney in Grossberg's offices." Mia said looking at her.

Diana smirked and zipped her coffee and said: "No, you got it all wrong, today you're the finest." Diana smirked hoping her grin would win her away. "Think about it, the first client is a death row inmate. I admire you for your confidence kitty. "

"Uhm... thanks," Mia replied.

"Some other good news," Diana told Mia. "The prosecutor for today is also fresh out of his diapers today. Although he's been mentored by a legendary prosecutor."

"I see."

"So come on Mia," Diana told her, off to the court.