Pat: A very sad event. Notice the sarcasms. This happened to me today, so, here it is!
Training!
Three…
Two…
One…
GO!!
Skye growled, looking at the menu that had popped out of nowhere. The young prince in front of him sighed.
I just know I'm going to regret this… Marth thought, feeling suddenly fatigued. He looked at his damage meter, doing a double take.
999 hundred damage?! Marth thought, trying to move, but unable to, that's to the 'stop' option on the menu.
I'm screwed! Marth thought, as he went flying by Skye's VERY cheap hit.
"Ow... Couldn't you ease up a bit, Skye? You've killed me as many times as my damage is, if not more!" Marth asked, wincing from his terrible migraine.
"Hm. You're right. Alright. Let's lower your damage to minimum, and let you run." With that, the menu popped up, Marth feeling much better.
Much better! Hey, wait... Did he say…? RUN?! Marth couldn't think any longer, as he took off, running from the very cheap hitter, Skye.
"Hmm… This is annoying… Well, then, lessee…" Skye opened up the menu when Marth jumped over the ledge. It didn't help that they were in Spear Pillar, or that the menu paralyzed the players. Marth gulped.
"Uh, Skye?" Marth said, slightly nervous.
"In a minute. Hmm… Home run bat? Kay…" Skye said absentmindedly, flipping through the items list while Marth fell slowly to his demise.
"Sky-eee…" Marth said, more nervous, and a bit of anxious.
"Wait a minute, please! Bunny hood… Yippee!" Skye squealed, dropping a hood.
"SKYE!"
"WHAT?!" Skye asked, looking behind him, bunny hood in hand. He then witnessed Marth getting OWNED, as the prince fell to his untimely temporary demise.
"Oh… Well, why didn't you say so?!" Skye asked, bewildered.
He soon ran from the Home run bat-wielding prince, all who watched the training laughing like idiots.
And this is why you don't abuse the characters in training! They may team up on you one day!
Pat: Short, but okay? Review! Ja ne!
