Hi all! I was inspired by this idea 'What if I woke up after a drunk hookup with danisnotonfire.' And welp, then this story happened.
My story 'The Wedding' is a prequel to this, but it there shouldn't be anything huge that won't make sense if you don't read it first.
Hope you enjoy!
Prologue
December 23 , 2016:
Ughhh. My head was pounding. How much did I drink last night. I just wanted to go back to sleep.
"Dan, have you seen Attie? She's not in the off-" Phil burst into the room and froze.
I sprung up, clutching the duvet around me, realization suddenly hitting me.
"I… I'll… sorry." Phil quickly exited and shut the door behind him.
I looked over beside me. Just as I thought. A sleeping Dan. A naked sleeping Dan. And I was naked in his bed.
Fuck.
Chapter 1
December 13, 2016:
When I mentioned wanting to visit London to Phil, he invited me to stay with them!
This all came about after I met Phil at my cousin's wedding. We started texting. At first it was just silly things every once in awhile. But then when I started getting stressed at school, I could always look to Phil for a pick me up.
We skyped a bit too, and that's how Phil introduced me to Dan. I was still a fan of theirs through and through. So meeting Dan was like meeting Phil all over again. Basically very awkward but we could laugh about it later. Still after that introduction, I started messaging Dan a bit too. Never anything serious like I would message Phil. But we had similar senses of humor so we had a pretty epic thread of dank memes going on.
Well Finals are done and my bags are packed. So I guess now I'm going to London for my month of winter break!
When I arrived, I was very tired and jetlagged. As soon as I reached baggage claim, I caught sight of them towering over everyone. Even though we skyped a lot, this is the first time I'm seeing Dan in person, and Phil since the wedding. They hadn't seen me yet, but that didn't stop me from bolting towards them.
"CATCH!" I screeched, as a startled Dan turned around just in time for him to catch me as I jumped into his arms and gave him a hug. I thought it was an appropriate introduction.
"Jesus Christ. Warn a guy first. What if didn't catch you. Wouldn't that be depressing, having to go to A&E on your first day in London."
"It's nice to see you too," I smirked, finally returning to the ground.
I turned to Phil, who was standing next to Dan. "PHILLY!" I wrapped my arms around Phil in another hug, this one warmer and with less chance of injury. My head only came up to the middle of his chest, because I am so damn short (more than a foot shorter than both of them). But I I've been craving a Phil hug since I said goodbye more than 6 months ago. I had no intention of leaving his warmth any time soon.
"So you had no trouble finding us," Dan joked.
"Yea, you two giants kind of stick out in a crowd."
As we headed off to catch a taxi, Dan being a gentleman and carrying my bags, and I was still firmly tucked under Phil's arm where I was happy to stay.
December 15, 2016:
It only took a day and a half for me to get over my jetlag, which consisted of me sitting on the couch with Dan and Phil as they watched anime and I tried not to fall asleep.
But today I convinced them to bring me to all the London tourist things I had to do. We did a lot. The eye, the tower, the bridge. I sang a lot of Gilbert & Sullivan when we walked by parliament and Big Ben (and I was sorely disappointed that they didn't know G&S, THE British musicals).
Along the way we encountered some of the phans of course. I was happy enough to take the obligatory photos for them, but I noticed a few dirty looks from some of the girls. Clearly they thought that I was a girlfriend of one of the boys.
December 18, 2016:
Dan and Phil probably went outside more in the past few days than they had in the past few months. I would have been fine spending all day inside with them watching TV and playing games, but they insisted that I came all the way to the UK, so I should see London.
However, apparently they had both been procrastinating making new videos (which we all know they are so good at procrastinating). This afternoon, Dan and Phil had to film some Christmas themed DanandPhilGames videos before Phil left for Christmas with his family in Florida.
I was actually happy for the relaxing afternoon. I decided to spend the time making pumpkin muffins, my favorite. Once I put them in the oven, I assumed the browsing position. I was scrolling through tumblr, when I came across THE post.
It had pictures from a few days ago, of me walking with Dan and Phil. It was probably taken when some phans asked to take pictures of Dan and Phil. But the real worry was the responses to the pictures. Most of them were already jumping to conclusions, thinking I was dating one of the boys, and making wild accusations about me with no basis whatsoever.
I should have expected this to happen, but I realized I wasn't prepared for this.
That's when the boys came down. "What smells amazing?" Dan asked, but I was too absorbed in the post.
"Attie, are you ok?" Phil asked. He could always tell when something was wrong.
I didn't know what to say so I just turned my laptop towards them.
December 22, 2016:
After I discovered THE post, I didn't feel like going out as often. I convinced the boys that it wasn't because of the post, but because I just wanted to spend time with them.
However I was starting to feel a bit cagey, so I finally convinced Dan and Phil to throw a holiday party.
Also, they didn't believe what I told them about American college parties. They thought I exaggerated my stories like the movies. So this would be the perfect opportunity to show them what an American college party was like.
Everything was great. The red solo cups and shitty alcohol and off-brand mixers (because when it come to college, students are cheap af).
I was having a great time, already onto my second drink of the night. I think Phil decided not to take part in the drinking, so at least one of us would be sober if the apartment was set on fire or something like that.
But for Dan, I was making it my mission that he had a good time. Really the whole idea for the party got started because Phil and I were sharing stories of our university life. Dan seemed like he was feeling a little left out, so I decided this would be his big college event.
"Dan! Get a group of people together. We should play drinking games!" I was too excited for this prospect.
"What like spin the bottle?" He looked nervous.
"No silly. Spin the bottle is so middle school. I'm talking classic college drinking games. Flip cup. Slap cup. Boat races. And good ole fashion beer pong for your basic bitches."
Dan seemed intrigued. I looked over and saw Phil's nervous face. In retrospect I felt bad. I knew these games would involve a lot of spilling, but I was already too tipsy to think about the mess.
That's how I managed to get Dan trashed. I mean, I was pretty trashed too. I have a super weak tolerance. We played slap cup, and I was right next to Dan, meaning I slapped his cup away a good amount of times. He did however get his revenge, because I ended up having to drink the bitch cup.
After that game, everything else from that night was a blur.
Hope you enjoyed! Reviews are always welcome (encouraged in fact) :D
