WARNING, this story will contain: Cursing, homosexuality, heterosexuality, slight-maybe severe homophobia, mention/acts of bullying, sex based activities and discussions, abuse of alcohol, smoking, and violence
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the characters
Dear Diary,
Ugh…, scratch that – too girly.
Dear… Journal?
No, too geeky.
Um… uh… Ah ha!
Dear Awesomeness,
Okay, so my ma, she's making me write in this journal thing all school year and another one or two if I fill this one up. It's super gay and stupid but she said that if I don't she'll take my truck away and I canNOTwalk to school again. I had to walk five miles. Five Fucking Miles!
Anyway, um, I don't really know what to write. I guess I'll start off by telling you who I am, you weird notebook thing. Name's Puck. My real name's Noah but everyone calls me Puck because that's what I want to be called and I'll beat anyone up if they don't. But you gotta admit, Puck is way more badass than Noah and I'm a super badass. I've had sex with all the popular and good looking girls in my school – more than once with all the cheerleaders except Quinn Frabray but I'll tell you about her later, had sex with all the cougars in town before and after I cleaned their pools, and I'm the top dog at McKinley – my high school.
Okay, so Quinn. She's fucking awesome. She's blond, super beautiful, a cheerleader – the head cheerleader I might add, mega smart, and to top it all off she's a super Christian so that means, that's right people, she's a virgin. I don't know what it is about virgins but they never fail to make my cock twitch. People say that it's because virgins are all pure and some people want to take away that purity. I guess that means I'm like them and like to take away girls' purity or whatever.
The only bad thing about Quinn is that she's dating my best bro Finn Hudson. She could have any guy she wants and she goes and picks dorky dumbass Hudson only because he's the quarterback on our football team at school. Finn may be my homey but that doesn't mean I didn't get pissed off at him for stealing Quinn. I mean, if she wants to have power and popularity at school she should be with me not him. I'm way more popular than Hudson!
So, tomorrow's the first day of school. I'm gonna be a sophomore this year. I'm excited to go, not because I like school though. I hate school and having to do lame school work like math and history. I am excited because I've already pick out my first victim of the school year. His name's Kurt Hummel and he's a total homo.
God, I hate him. He always walks around acting like he's better than everyone! I know that I do that but I'm not the one that likes cock and getting fucked up the ass and dressing in fucking skin tight girl clothes! It's like he's asking for a beating.
But I'm not going to do that. I don't hit people that haven't done anything to deserve it and it's not like Hummel's come up to me and groped me or asked to give me head. Though, I wouldn't turn down the offer if he did. I wouldn't tell anyone and would threaten him if he ever told anyone but come on, free blow job! Can't pass that up.
Any who, I've decided I'm going to start out the day with throwing him in the dumpster and me only. Gotta make sure the little gay and everyone else knows that I'm in charge when it comes to bullying him.
After that I'll slushy this girl Rachel Berry. She's so fucking annoying. She goes to the same temple as my family and she's always up there singing some stupid song. Just shut the fuck up! Yeah so, slushy her and with the red kind too because those ones I've notice stain the worst.
Then during lunch I'll dump whatever we're having down Jacob Ben Israel's pants! Ha! I can already picture him crying and running from the lunch room as everyone laughs at him.
I think though I'll finish the day off with a nice locker shove to Hummel and then go run the key of my truck across the door of that nice black Navigator I heard his Dad got him for his sixteenth birthday. I can't wait to see his face when he sees the scratch! Maybe he'll cry like the loser Jacob Ben Israel! I've never seen him cry and I've been bullying him since middle school. It'd be awesome to finally see that Ice Queen mask he always wears break.
Uh, gotta go. I think I just heard the doorbell ring. I'll come back and write in you afterwards or tomorrow after school. Oh, and journal, this is totally lame but, your name is Awesomeness. I'll call you that from now on, 'kay? Well, Puckster out!
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