Surprise

AU Beyblade fic.

PWP Total Crack

Declaimer: I really don't own Beyblade or its characters.

A PWP birthday fic for our favorite Phoenix. I like Demolition Boys (Blitzkrieg) so there.

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"…Tala…" Kai narrowed his eyes and pointed at the little black thing lying on the table infront of him… every other occupant in the room all heard the suppressed anger in his tone and turn to watch the exchange.

"Yeah?" The red head smirked at him.

"Care to tell me what this thing is?" The Bladebreakers back away from their captain. Danger alert. They could clearly see the vain throbbing on Kai's forehead.

"It's a vibrator. Do you like it? Its design makes me think of you." Tala's sly grin made the other look at the black machine then turn toward Kai… indeed…

"Vibrator…? You got me a vibrator as my present?" Kai said calmly never betray his anger as he looks at the redhead.

"Die! You fucking bitch!" He launch through the air and aiming at the redhead's throat.

"Shit-" Tala scrambled out of the chair and dash toward the door with a furious birthday boy on his heels…

"Come-"

Bang

"Back-"

Bang

"Here-"

Bang

"I'll-"

Bang* Bang

"Kill. You-"

Bang*bang*bang

"With-"

Bang* bang * bang* bang

"MY FUCKING OWN HANDS YOU PERVERTED SLUT!"

Crash!

"…Errr…" Everyone was all stoned as they listen to the constant loud noises coming from all over the mansion and they turn their uncomfortable stares to the three remaining Russian bladers.

"A month of cleaning duty that Tala will escape unscratched." Bryan sips his tea and look at the two other Demolition Boys calmly.

"Hn. Two months of both cooking and cleaning duty that Tala will get the shit beat out of him." Ian snorted and stuck out his hand. Bryan took it and shook it firmly.

"Deal."

Spencer merely arch an eyebrow at the display of his teammates and munch on the cookie he took from the near by coffee table.

"…Excuse me?" The three Russian turn toward the leader of the Majestics. "…Is this normal?" Robert point toward where another loud bang could be heard from what it sounds like the upper floor.

"It's quit tame compare to before." Ian said earning incredible looks from the other bladers.

"Tame?" Tyson cringed as he heard the furious shriek of his team captain as the scream echoed through the whole mansion.

"Kai's temper had improved from the firecracker he used to be in the Abbey." Spencer said in a bore tone.

"Firecracker?" Mao said in with a surprised face. The stoic team captain never strike her as an explosive volcano but one will never know…

"Oh yes, that remind me the time when some big mouth idiots thought that they were so sexy, they even try to pick up Kai and Tala." Bryan smirked evilly remembering the days they all spend in the Abbey.

"Oh that time." Ian exclaimed in wild eyes.

"Yes, quit remarkable." Spencer nodded in agreement.

"DIE YOU MAN WHORE!"

Everyone paused as a red tornado rush past them with a blue typhoon hot on its heel.

"Ah… where were those idiots bury again?"

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The end