Okay, I have no idea what got me to write this. I was just reading Mary Sue's Rant on Tsuna, by RandomFreakazoid, and then I found myself wondering, "Everyone complains about OCs because they're female, so why don't they ever make a male OC that's gay?" And then I thought, "What the hell, I might as well be the first!" And the finished product is what you will begin reading! Have fun everybody!

I might choose to continue it, but it'll depend on your reactions. Let's go!


I'm Male, I'm Gay, I'm An OC

My name is Fukuzawa Mareo. My first name means 'uncommon, rare'. And in a way, it fits. I'm a rare person.

I'm a Japanese male gay OC, created by 72669, also known as Number-chan. And after creating me, she plonked me down in to her current favorite anime, Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Keep in mind that I'm decently good looking (though people can't decide whether I'm cute or handsome, even 72669 can't decide *gets hit* OW), and do get asked out by girls, but I always decline without telling them why. It would be hard for them to understand that I'm not interested in their sex.

Also keep in mind that I'm fourteen years old and COMPLETELY HORNY. I fantisize, get crushes, and dream about losing my virginity. The only difference is that I think about doing it with men, not with women. HA! You don't find many people admitting that, do you?

And so, let's go to Namimori Middle School to see what gorgeous men I'll be drooling over.

First off, I'm a transfer student. Don't ask me why. Maybe I live alone, maybe I moved from somewhere else, maybe I just plain applied to here. I'm an OC, who gives a damn? Moving on…

I'm introduced to my class and I can see the girls already starting to flutter their eyelashes at me. I ignore them and instead focus on the boys.

No, no, no, no… yes, yes, and oh hell, yes!

Most of the boys are plain looking, but I spotted three delicious ones right away.

One looks like a foreigner, with silver hair and drop dead green eyes that I want to drown myself in. He's taller than me. I'm five foot three, while this guy looked more like five foot six. He wore a lot of rings, and some earrings, and he looked like a total badass, but I sense a different sort of vibe coming from him. Something unique.

The second one is pure Japanese, definitely, if a little tall for his age (five foot nine I think). Short spiky black hair and warm brown eyes, along with that good natured smile that always seems to be plastered to his face. He had a completely refreshing quality to him, and judging by the wristband on his arm, he's an athlete. For some reason, he's got the same air as the silver haired one. He's… different.

The last one isn't as hot as the others, but he has this warm quality about him, and goddammit who am I kidding, he is adorable. I practically wanted to EAT him. He does look a little like chocolate actually, since his hair and eyes are the same color. He's pretty small too, five foot one. There doesn't look to be anything special about him, but he has the same, if not more impressive, air around him. Maybe he was friends with the other two. It looked like a rather weird group.

I'll wait a little before I talk to them. I need to see what they're like.

During lunch, I take advantage of the girls crowding around my seat to ask them about the three boys. These girls are idiots. They don't even ask why I'm asking, they just blurt out the answer like their lives depended on it. Seriously, this is part of the reason I don't like girls. They always throw themselves in front of the guy they like and try to change themselves to seem more appealing. If you aren't going to attract them normally, then how do you expect to attract them when you turn in to something you're not? Freaks.

First is the silver haired guy, Gokudera Hayato. He is badass after all, and sort of uptight, but it turns out that he's something of a genius. Wow, you don't see that sort of thing everyday. And he is indeed friends with the other two, though to me it looks like something more. He's always yelling at the black haired one and seems to worship the small one. There really was something more to that chibi…

The black haired one was Yamamoto Takeshi, and he's a dreamboat. He's more relaxed and good natured like his smile, completely natural. He laughs a lot. I like that. He seems to always be annoying Gokudera-kun and chatting at complete ease with the small one. They seem to all be pretty close.

The smallest one is Sawada Tsunayoshi, otherwise known as No-Good Tsuna. When I asked why, the girls all said that he was a failure at everything, whether it be sports or academics. Instead of being put off, I felt rather excited. So this Tsuna-kun was the helpless type was he? He'd probably attract a lot of other guys like me… come to think of it, it seems he already attracted the other two.

The girls said that he was no good, but to me, Tsuna-kun was really cute, and damn kissable. He'd probably be really fun to screw, if I could get past Gokudera-kun first… and maybe Yamamoto-kun.

I decided to make myself known to them. I excused myself from the girls and walked over to their little group.

"Hello," I said politely.

Gokudera-kun glanced up before ignoring me, but both Tsuna-kun and Yamamoto-kun both greeted me.

"Hello."

"Yo!" Yamamoto grinned. "You're the transfer student, Fukuzawa, right?"

I nodded and sat down next to Tsuna-kun. Gokudera-kun suddenly leapt up, looking furious.

"Hey you! Don't sit so close to Juudaime!"

I raised my eyebrows. 'Juudaime'? Was this kid an heir to some large company?

It just proved my GokuTsuna love theory though.

"Mah mah, Gokudera," Yamamoto tried to soothe his friend. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe it was Yamamoto-kun and Gokudera-kun who were together? They argued, but they seemed really tight.

"Sorry about that," Tsuna-kun apologized to me. "Gokudera-kun can get… a little overexcited once in a while."

I laughed. "Don't worry about it. It's cool."

Tsuna-kun smiled relievedly, and I had to fight the urge to grab him and pin him against the desk. Dammit, this guy was too cute!

"So…" I tried to think of a conversation starter, but Yamamoto-kun jumped right in.

"Do you play baseball?" he asked me, a little eagerly.

"Baseball freak!" Gokudera-kun gave Yamamoto-kun an upsmack on the head. "Is that stupid sport all that fills your brain?!"

"Ahaha!" Yamamoto-kun laughed sheepishly and rubbed his head. "Well, pretty much."

I smiled. "I'm pretty good at sports, but I don't have any favorites. Baseball is pretty fun though. Maybe I'll join the team?"

"Really?" Yamamoto-kun leaned in on me and grinned that sparkly grin. "That'd be great!"

I could smell the mint on his breath. I fought the urge to kiss him. "Uh, yeah…"

Gokudera-kun seemed to sense my discomfort (not knowing what it actually was though) and yanked Yamamoto-kun back by the collar. "You're starting to scare the new kid, baseball freak."

"Whoops, sorry!" Yamamoto-kun laughed and sat down next to me, flinging his arm around my shoulders. My heart started thumping. "Did I scare you too badly?"

"Not at all," I flashed my most winning smile at him, and for a moment, all three of them seemed a little dumbstruck. "Something wrong?"

"Wow, you've got a real nice smile!" Yamamoto-kun grinned at me, showing off his own pearly whites. I felt his arm tighten its hold on me.

"A lot nicer than yours, baseball freak," Gokudera-kun snorted.

"Uh, uh-huh…" Tsuna-kun was blushing slightly. Once more I had to stop myself from jumping on him. It had to be a crime to be that cute!

But all of these guys' cheeks were tinted slightly pink… it couldn't be…

Could it be that these guys were all gay too!?

I started screaming on the inside. I FOUND MY HEAVEN!!!!

Then I realized that I've been holding something in for a while.

"Sorry! Bathroom!" I stood up and jogged out the door.

There were only a couple minutes before class started. I really had to hustle.


A little while later, I had emptied myself, and was going back to class. I looked at my watch and cursed. Shit! Class had started already! I didn't want a detention on my first day!

"Why are you still here, herbevoire?"

I paused and turned. And then I stopped and gawked.

HO-LY SHIT.

Standing in front of me had to be one of the most beautiful guys I have ever seen in my whole damn life. I'm not kidding. He might have been even more gorgeous than my new friends.

This guy in front of me had just perfectly messy, soft black hair that made me want to run my fingers through it. His eyes were an interesting shade of color; not quite blue, nor gray, almost silver. He was five foot six, same as Gokudera-kun it seemed, maybe a centimeter taller (yes I take notice of stuff like that, shut up). His skin was pale, like expensive porcelain. He looked so fragile, beautiful, but he had a very deadly aura around him. If I hadn't fallen for him when I had first saw him, I probably would have turned tail and ran for my life by now.

"Well?" he demanded, not satisfied with my silence.

"S-Sorry, I had to go to the bathroom, and…"

I suddenly found myself pinned against the wall, a tonfa (are you fucking serious?) held at my throat. He was so close to me! "No excuses. Classes have already restarted. All students are to be within their classrooms."

"What about you?" I found myself asking.

He gazed at me before his face split in to a smirk. He looked even more handsome like that.

"I am the Namimori Middle Disciplinary Committee Chairman," he said smoothly, turning to show the red band on his arm. "For me, it isn't mandatory to go to classes, since I'm busy with my Chairman duties."

"I see…" I was almost choking now, he had pressed the tonfa down harder against my throat, making it difficult for me to breathe.

"So why aren't you going back to class?"

"Because you're choking me," I gagged out. "Isn't that perfectly obvious? How the hell am I supposed to go anywhere with you pressing this thing on my neck? I can't breathe by the way, if that wasn't obvious too."

He glared at me, and I felt a stinging blow on my cheek as I dropped to the floor. He had smacked me with a second tonfa that I had no idea of where it came from (did he just pull it out of his ass or what?)

"… I'll let you off for today, since you're a new student," he said coolly, "but next time, watch your manners around me. Or…" he smirked again. "I'll bite you to death."

I raised my eyesbrows. Bite me to… oh my…

"Please do…" I muttered quietly under my breath.

Fuck, this guy had good ears. "What was that?"

"I, uh, er…" I flushed rosily and smiled nervously. "Sorry?"

Nothing happened at first, then I realized that he was staring at me, just like Yamamoto-kun and the rest had earlier, before I suddenly found myself pinned to the wall again (I didn't even see hiim move. How the hell does he do that?!)

Then my collar was folded down and I felt his hot mouth on my neck and my whole face colored. What was this guy DOING??!

… Not that I actually wanted him to stop.

His teeth grazed my skin and I shuddered. Then he suddenly bit down hard. I gave a yelp of pain.

I felt his tongue lick slowly, softly over the wound, balancing out the pain and pleasure. I tilted my head back and moaned softly. It felt good.

I felt him smirk against my neck before pulling away, and I almost whined before catching myself and blushing. I sounded like a whore.

I was still wildly happy. This place seemed to be full of people like me. I actually have a chance to enjoy my youth!

Then I realized he had pinned something to my sleeve while he had been, er, biting me to death.

"Welcome to the Disciplinary Committee," he said, and held back a snicker at my shocked face. Wait, what had just happened? Before I could ask, he was already walking away, down the hall from where he had came.

"Oh, and…"

He turned back to me, and smirked once more. "I'd suggest turning up your collar. It'll hide that mark."

I blushed again and flipped my collar up. He didn't leave, just watched me, a thoughtful look in his eyes.

"Give this to Sawada Tsunayoshi," he finally said, tossing something in my direction, before walking away.

I blinked in surprise before looking down at what he had thrown at me. My jaw dropped.

Was that frickin' LUBE?!

… Wow, so he and Tsuna-kun had that sort of relationship huh? But wait, he bit me too, so they didn't? It was all too confusing. Maybe that guy liked having multiple partners.

I shrugged and picked it up, slipping it in to my pocket, before jolting with realization and bolting down the hall. Shit, I was REALLY late now!

I skidded to a stop outside my class door and flung the door open. "Sorry! I'm late!"

"It's about time, Fukuzawa!" barked the teacher. "I was… what's that on your arm?"

"Oh, uh," I was alarmed by that look on the teacher's face. "I kinda joined the Disciplinary Committee, I think…?"

"… Oh, well then!" he coughed painfully and gestured to my seat. "Hurry up and sit down then."

I blinked before shrugging and heading back to my seat. That was kind of weird… and what was all the looks that everyone was giving me? Yamamoto-kun looks normal, Tsuna-kun looks horrified, and Gokudera-kun looks really mad. Seriously, what happened?


"YOU JOINED THE FUCKING DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE?!?!?" Gokudera-kun screeched at me after school. I leaned back as not to get hit with flying spit.

"Uh, yes?"

"Wow, that's great! How'd you convice Hibari?"

"Hibari?"

"Hibari Kyouya, he's the Chairman of the Committee, didn't you know?"

"Ohh, so that was what that guy's name was," I remarked. "He just, uh, recruited me."

"Wow, that's impressive," Yamamoto-kun grinned.

"What's he like?"

"A total asshole."

"Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna-kun reprimanded him. "Hibari-san is kind of… eccentric I guess. He hates crowds, weak people, and well, a lot of other things. He's also the number one fighter of the school and is head of a whole gang of delinquients. But he loves Namimori a lot, and I think he has a soft spot for animals, especially cute and fuzzy ones."

I laughed at the detailed, but short description that Tsuna-kun gave me. "You sound like you know him really well, Tsuna-kun."

"Ehh, not really," Tsuna-kun blushed slightly. "Just a little, we don't talk much…"

I grinned at him and pulled him off the the side, taking advantage of Yamamoto-kun's and Gokudera-kun's onesided argument.

"He wanted me to give you something."

"Eh? Really?" Tsuna-kun's eyes shone slightly.

"Yeah, this," I pulled the lube out of my pocket.

"HIIIII!!!" Tsuna-kun shrieked in bewilderment. "That's not what I think it is, is it?!"

"What do you think it is?"

Tsuna-kun flushed before gingerly making a circle with his thumb and forefinger, and moved his opposite forefinger in and out of it.

"Yep, it's that."

"HIIIIIII!!!!"

I glanced back at the other two, who still were arguing, before leaning forward and whispering to him. "Will you guys let me join in as a threesome?"

Tsuna-kun blushed (fucking CUTE!) and gave a tiny nod of the head. "I-If Hibari-san allows it."

I smirked and kissed his earlobe gently. His face turned even redder (was that possible?).

"By the way, what does 'bite to death' mean, coming from him?"

"It means that he's going to beat the crap out of you," Gokudera said from behind me. Seemed that he and Yamamoto-kun had finally stopped arguing.

"Oh…" so it was different for everyone else, huh?

As we were walking out of the school, there was suddenly a loud roar of, "KYOKUGEEEEEN!!!!!"

I was almost blown backwards by the noise, and judging by the muffled thumps beside me, I wasn't the only one. Tsuna-kun had fallen completely backwards.

"O-Onii-san!" he squeaked in surprise.

"You have a brother?" I asked.

"N-No, he's just like a brother to me, because…" he blushed for the umpteenth time and whispered. "He's the older brother of a girl I like."

I blinked. Wow, so Tsuna-kun was bisexual? That was still acceptable, I guess.

"My name is Sasagawa Ryohei, TO THE EXTREMEEEE!!!" roared a white-haired male in front of me. I eyed him critically. His muscles made him look rather sexy, but he really wasn't my type. I prefered the slender ones. Besides, he was too loud!

"JOIN THE BOXING CLUB TO THE EXTREME, NEW GUY!!!" he roared in my face.

I thought that I might as well go with the flow. "SORRY, BUT I'M ALREADY IN THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE TO THE EXTREME!!!!" I yelled back.

"Oh, is that so?"

I sweat-dropped. He had settled down so quickly.

"Oi! Lawn-Head! Don't scare the new kid!" Gokudera-kun barked. Sasagawa-senpai glared at him.

"Who is a Lawn-Head, Octopus-Head?!"

I quietly snickered. Their heads really did look like what they just described.

"Mah mah, come on, Sasagawa-ani, Gokudera!"

"Y-Yeah! Please don't argue!" Tsuna turned his beeseching eyes to me for help. I REALLY wanted to fuck him now.

"Sorry, I can't do anything about idiots."


After a long time of calming, threats, and for some reason, dynamite, we had all settled down enough to start walking home.

Along the way, we bumped in to another apparent friend of theirs, but this one was female. She was quite pretty, with bluish-purple hair that she wore in a spiky topknot, looking rather like a pineapple. She also wore an eyepatch with a skull over her right eye. Her other eye was large, clear, and blue. She was a little shorter and younger than me, and wore a different uniform that I recognized as Kokuyo. But that was the next town over, so what was she doing over here?

"Boss," she greeted Tsuna-kun. So he really was an heir to some huge company?

"Ah! Chrome!" he said in surprise. "Why are you here?"

"Mukuro-sama wanted to see you…"

"M-Mukuro?!" Tsuna-kun suddenly looked terrified.

"Who's this Mukuro?" I asked.

"Who are you?" the girl – Chrome, asked me.

"I'm Fukuzawa Mareo, pleased to meet you," I gave a slight bow. "And you are…?"

"My name is Chrome Dokuro," she replied, also bowing.

"So who's Mukuro?"

"Kufufufu…"

"AH!!" gasped Tsuna-kun suddenly, clutching his head. "He's coming!"

"Who?" I couldn't help but feel some panic. Was something weird going to happen (I had no idea how weird)?

"Rokudo Mukuro! He's coming!"

"I'm already here, Vongola," came a smooth and (I had to admit) lusciously sexy voice. My insides suddenly just turned to jello.

Chrome-san suddenly disappeared in to a thick haze of mist that definitely wasn't there before. In her place appeared a man. Not just any man.

A totally sexy bastard that I just HAD to get with. Just by that voice alone he sounded amazing. And I was sure he was also amazing in bed. He had slightly bluer hair than Chrome-san, and his eyes were two different colors, one blue, one red with a 'six' kanji in it. He still had that pineapple hairstyle though.

"Oya?" this guy, Mukuro apparently, leered at me. "And who is this cute little boy? A friend of yours, Vongola? Not quite as cute as you though."

"Stay away from them, you pervert!" Gokudera-kun barked at him and grabbed me and Tsuna-kun, yanking us away. "Juudaime! I'll take care of this!"

"Wait! Gokudera-kun!" squeaked Tsuna-kun. He tried to grab his friend and stop him, but Gokudera-kun suddenly whipped out his dynamites (where does he keep these things?) and flung them at Mukuro. Mukuro did that creepy laugh of his and pulled out a trident from nowhere (seriously, WHERE?!), twirling it to block the exploding sticks.

Yamamoto-kun laughed and pulled out a wooden sword from the pack on it back. I had thought it was a baseball bat. "It seems interesting!" he said cheerfully and charged ahead at Mukuro. The wooden sword suddenly transformed in to a real sword as he charged at Mukuro. Mukuro laughed again and parried. Okay, this was getting weird now.

Mukuro disappeared suddenly and appeared behind me and Tsuna-kun. He grabbed the both of us and fled.

"HIIIII!!!"

"JUUDAIME!!!"

"Tsuna! Fukuzawa!"

"SAWADA!!! NEW KID!!!"

As for me, I was just a limp ragdoll in Mukuro's arms, trying to comprehend everything that I had just seen. This really was getting weird.


In an abandoned ally, Mukuro slammed us both against the wall. Tsuna-kun gave a little whimper, as if he knew what was going to happen next.

The kanji in his eye spun and vines with lotsu flowers suddenly surrounded us. Tsuna-kun and I both gave a squawk, especially as they wrapped around us in the most suggestive way.

"Kufufu…" Mukuro chuckled, tilting my chin up. "It seems that this boy has nothing to do with our world, but…" he leaned in. "He certaintly looks delicious."

I gave a little gasp, and then he was kissing me.

No, I'm serious, this guy was KISSING me.

I just got my first kiss!

"Mareo-kun!" yelled Tsuna-kun. My heart was thumping fast. Mukuro pulled away, and I whimpered. Mukuro's eyes shone with amusement.

"Oya oya, it seems that Mareo-kun likes me."

I blushed. Tsuna-kun gawked. I couldn't blame him in the slightest.

He turned to Tsuna-kun and kissed him lovingly on the cheek. Tsuna-kun squeaked. Mukuro chuckled again and moved down Tsuna-kun's neck, sucking. Tsuna-kun moaned. "Nn… Mukuro…"

I blushed and looked away. Squriming slightly, I was somehow able to direct two vines to cover my ears, enclosing me with blissful silence.

A little while later, I felt a wet kiss planted on the nape of my neck. I jolted. GAH.

The vines disappeared and I had landed hard on my rear. OW.

"Arriverderci," came his voice, and he was gone.

I glanced sideways at Tsuna-kun, and my breath caught in my throat.

Tsuna-kun's face was flushed, and his skin was wet, probably from both sweat and saliva. He had hickies all over his neck, and he was panting softly.

I grinned weakly at him. "Seems like he likes us."

"Y-Yeah," Tsuna-kun nodded, smiling nervously back.

"Is he a magician?"

"You could say that," Tsuna-kun laughed awkwardly. I wasn't sure what to think.

"I-I got to get home."

"Yeah, me too. Uh, see you tomorrow…?"

"Of course!" I grinned at him. He smilied back at me, and surprisingly, planted a kiss on my cheek.

"I… uh, sorry," he whispered.

I grinned again and kissed him back. Then I got up, dusted myself off, and walked away.


"So how was your first day of school?" 72669, a.k.a. 'Mom' asked me.

"It was great," I said dazedly.

"Go wash up. And why do you have rope marks on your arms?"

I looked down and realized that Mukuro's vines had left marks on my arms.

Just thinking about him made me blush. "I-I'll go!"

I ran quickly from the room, then slumped down on my bed. Thinking about today.

Rough but smart, Gokudera Hayato…

Refreshing and kind, Yamamoto Takeshi…

Energetic and loud, Sasagawa Ryohei…

Cool and disciplined, Hibari Kyouya…

Sexy and unpredictable, Rokudo Mukuro…

And of course, sweet and adorable, Sawada Tsunayoshi.

I grinned, thinking of all the fellow guys that I would be crushing on for the rest of my life probably.

It was going to be an interesting school year.


So what do you people think? Bad? Good?

And let the MALE GAY OC stories suddenly pop up!