Procrstination: a story about procrastinating.

a tmnt fanfiction that will most likely never happen.

lets begin.

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It was just an average day, as all 4 members of the tmnt, leo, mikey, don, and raph, were getting ready to go outside. again. for like the 57000th time. By this time, they had another person, 3rd by donnie's count, living in their sewer home. This man was named Dan.

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Late one evening, Dan and Donatello were just setting up the new tv that Dan 'bought' (btw, i forgot to mention Dan hates EVERYONE and if you don't get this reference, i hate you) when Dan began to speak.

Dan - Hey Donnie i've noticed something.

Don - What is it Dan?

Dan - It seems to me that both your intelligence and combat abilities aren't as developed as they should be, Donatello.

Don - So? That's what training and reading are for.

Dan - Yes, but those stats SHOULD be better.

Don - Well...

Dan - Also I feel like the others don't respect you as much as they should, you're the one who invents all their gadgets that they use.

Don - Well yeah but...

Dan - But nothing! I'm being super serious and I'm willing to offer you help.

Don - Okay, how do I get my brothers to respect me more whilst increasing my skills?

Dan - Procrastination.

Don - Whats procrastination?

Dan - Glad you asked. Its when someone asks you to do something, you tell them you'll do it later and you do other things in place of these tasks.

Don - That sounds lazy.

Dan - It is.

Donatello had to think about it for a little bit, and finally he said he'd do it.

Dan - Fantastic. Now help me finish putting this TV here.

Don - I'll do it later.

Donatello walked away and preceded to lay down on the couch, with a dictionary in his hands (a big dictionary I might add) and began to read and enjoy every single word that he was learning. Later on, that night, in the evening, the other turtles told Donatello that the skateboards broke. He said he'd do it later as he was training his martial arts skills.

The next day, April asked for help with her computer. Don said he would do it later.

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Now here's the best part.

One day, Splinter brought it to Donatello's attention that the ceiling fan was in desperate need of repairing. Donnie said he'd do it later.

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What happened after that is shrouded in mystery but i can say that Donatello had a black eye after that. So Don, Leo, Mikey, and Raph all went around town looking for Dan. They did find him and they fought but Dan lost...badly. So they all went home... HAPPILY EVER AFTER*.

*except not at all.