Middle Name

By: Purple-monkey-18...Bita or Liz

Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter!

Warnings: Shounen-Ai

Summary: Draco is upset about something, but what can it be! Very funny! Hehe! Title says it all. Shonen'ai-ness. That's all the warnings! Harry/Draco Pairing.

"Hey Draco, Ron said you looked upset, so I got off early and decided to come and see what was wrong, unless you're just in heat or something, then it's natural and you can't do much about it I guess," Harry mused to his lover allowed taking the boys hand. Draco was looking out across the lake, his eyes seemed to be staring off to a distant paradise.

"You love me, right Harry?" Draco asked, his voice seemed to be fearing something.

"Of course I do Dray, otherwise I wouldn't be with you," Harry said pulling his lover into his arms.

Draco pulled out and asked hesitantly, "No, say it, say 'I love you Draco,' say that to me!"

"Alright," Harry said slowly, slightly surprised. Putting his arms on the boys shoulders he looked Draco right in the eyes, "I Love You Draco, are you happy now?"

"No! I don't know, you see I've been hiding something, for a long time, not just from you though, from everyone and it's scary because I know you'll hate me if I tell you!" Draco said exasperately as he began to cutely fumble with him hands, eyes staring at his hands.

Harry seemed alarmed by Draco's notion. "It's nothing about Voldermort is it?"

"No," tears welled in his eys, "it's worse!" Draco was really close to sobbing now.

"Tell me Dray, tell me and I'll fix it!"

"You can't ever since birth it's been there!" Harry felt confused and now Lucius was watching absolutely stumped, what could his son posibly be talking about...

"My name is... is actually, Draco... M-M-"

"I know your name..."

"No! It's Draco May Malfoy!"

Harry looked at his boyfriend and bit his bottom lip. Obviously Draco had issues with his middle name, but Harry couldn't help it, he broke out laughing. The blonde looked sruprised and completely let down. "Don't laugh!"

"I'm so sorry Dray, it's just, with you know, Lucius being your father, I never thought his son would have a middle name like that!" Draco glared at his fiancee in disbelieve.

"You. Are. Such. A. Jerk!" Draco cried out.

"Well Draco, I mean, it's not that bad, sure, maybe a little embarrasing, but not- Ooooow!" Harry yelped as his boyfriend hit him again, and again, and again.

Draco darted leaving a smirking Lucius watching them. "Is May really that bad?" Lucius asked Severus looking up at his lover.

Severus just shook his head and said, "You are not giving our soon to birthed grandson any name suggestion."

"Ah! Hey! You're supposed-" Severus walked away leaving a flustered Lucius in his place.

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