What wolves???

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A very tall boy stumbled into the boy's dormitory, glancing round and clutching a large piece of meat.

"Mildred, Horace, Sammy…" he whispered and peered underneath the bed, and the next bed, and the next, becoming increasingly panicky as he went. Finally, he collapsed on the floor with his head in his hands.

"They're gone…"

Meanwhile, three small wolf cubs were happily chewing the bed sheets in the sixth year's dormitories. Unfortunately they had chosen a prefects bed. Even more unfortunately, this prefect was friends with Tom Riddle and knew exactly how to kill wolves. And the most unfortunate thing of all was that the prefects had suspected Rebeus Hagrid of having wolves for some time but had as yet to prove this. As the wolves chewed three prefects (Lizza note, there is supposed to be a comma there but 'as the wolves chewed three prefects' sounds funnier then 'as the wolves chewed, three prefects' () came up the stairs, one step at a time, getting ever nearer. Reaching the top step, onto the level… (Drum roll) They opened the dormitory door. The girl screamed and the two boys raced into the room brandishing cricket bats (Lizza note: I'm not quite sure why a girl and two boys were going to the dorms or why the wizards had muggle cricket bats but there you are.)

The wolves turned slowly. They saw, as if in slow motion, the charging prefects. At the exact same second that they reached the bed the wolves leaped into action. They led the prefects on a wild chase around the dorms. The dormitories were soon devastated and all the beds in a mess. Professor Abbot burst through the door.

"What do you think you're doing?!" she asked icily.

The boys looked around guiltily

"It was the wolves professor you see."

"I don't see any wolves."

It was true; all signs of the wolf cubs had gone.

"B…but."

"Detention." There was a pause, "Oh, and you're prefects too." Professor Abbot looked amused. "Come with me."

As they descended the stairs, Rebeus Hagrid charged down and crashed into them.

"Please watch where you are going Hagrid." Said professor Abbot. Hagrid got up shaking

"Sorry, Professor, I just lost, I mean…"

"Hagrid, were those your wolves?" put in tom Riddles friend.

"You found them. I mean, what wolves?"

"We'll have to see about this won't we? Come with us Hagrid"

So they set off down the stairs once more to detention and doom. The prefects looked rather annoyed. Professor Abbot looked even more annoyed and Hagrid looked miserable.

As soon as they got down into the common room they were confronted by…

…A great big purple acromantula with false teeth, a beard and sparkly antennae!!!

Ends fic (.

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