So this is written for the Down With The Capitol Authors March/April challenge which was to write about a District. I don't really like this chapter as much, but the later chapters are much better I feel.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Hunger Games in any way shape or form
What I think of District Two
I'm not entirely sure how this assignment is supposed to help us prepare for the Hunger Games, but I'll bite and write it anyways; God knows I need every bit of extra-credit I can get to make sure I don't flunk out of school.
So what do I think of District Two? I think it's the most freaking amazing place ever. We get to go to school and learn how to handle knives, and spears, and axes, and all that jazz to help us prepare for the Hunger Games, personally, my favourite class is the mace handling one.
But ya, we obviously have the best District there is. We're not loser like Twelve, I mean, come one, coal mining? How much lamer can you get? We supply the Capitol with jewels and loads of different shiny and sparkly things, which makes it a heck of a lot easier for our stylists, they just have to dress us in something sparkly and boom we're set for the Games.
Plus, even if we don't get to compete in the Games, which I seriously hope I'm able to do, we can become Peacekeepers when we're older. Enforce the Districts, be figures of authority, make sure that Panem runs smoothly, we get to help out President Snow, who is the freaking man.
But seriously, District Two, best there is. We get top notch food, have dozens of different career options, we get the best training for the Hunger Games, we're just the coolest.
