I do not own the host club only spazzy giraffee productions and the dani show.

So enjoy...LET THE MADNESS COMMENCE!!!!!


Tamaki: Welcome to the host club!

Dani: (runs out) TAMAKI FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS NOT THE THIRD MUSIC ROOM THIS IS MY CHAT SET!

(Hits him over the head with a hairbrush) And who gave you permission to greet all my loving audience members hmmm?

Tamaki: But…but…but…I'm king! (Sulks in the corner)

Dani: being king in your own fantasy-land doesn't mean you get to be King of this chat! Now shut up and be a good little co-host or I will replace you with a bonsai tree!

Tamaki: (still sulking)

Dani: (sighs and straightens the tie on her very own boy's uniform from Ouran) How Haruhi puts up with you I will never know…(looks to the first camera) anyways! Hello and welcome to the show, I'm Dani. (Bows) Why the outfit you ask?? Well it's to celebrate none other than the fascinating host club and Tamaki.

Tamaki: YOU'RE SO CRUEL! (Anime tears)

Dani: (turns towards him) SHUT UP TAMAKI!

(Turns back around) That over there in the emo corner growing mushrooms on my stage is Tamaki Suoh, the self-proclaimed "King" of the host club.

Tamaki: …(Still sulking)

Dani: (throws a shoe at him) SAY HI DAMN IT! SUCK IT UP AND QUIT BEING SUCH A DRAMA KING!

Tamaki: (Appears beside her, his eyes shining) you called me king! (Hugs her tightly) Hello you wonderful people!! (Waves to the audience)

Dani: GET OFF ME! I SWEAR I WILL (censored for being too violent)

Tamaki: (cowering under a chair)

Dani: any who, next up is Kyoya: The vice president, money handler, and Tamaki's baby sitter. (Claps as he walks out) welcome Kyoya-sempai!

Kyoya: Hello Dani, my you look adorable in that uniform. (Writing something down in that notebook of his as he takes a seat)

Dani: Teehee thanks Kyo-Kyo! Next up is Takashi, known to his clients and practically every fan girl out there as Mori-sempai!

(Claps again as he comes out) Mori-Mori! (Runs to him and hugs him tightly as he spins her around before taking his seat)

Mori: …(smiles)

Dani: I swear I will get you to speak more than one word! Mark my words Kendo-man. (Points at Mori dramatically)

Hunny: (runs out) Dani-Chan! Dani-Chan! (Jumps on her back) You look so cute Dani-Chan! We do we get to have cake?!

Dani: (sighs) after the show…this my pretty viewers is Hunny-sempai, and his bunny Usa-Chan.

Hunny: Hi Everyone!!!!!!!! (The twins and haruhi walk out on stage)

Karou and Hikaru: Dani-Chan what's taking so long? You haven't finished your introductions?

Dani: I'm trying!!! I really am but everyone just comes out on stage before their introduction and I had to deal with Tamaki!!!!!! (Sobs)

~A few minutes later~

Haruhi: uh, Dani? What about the show?

Dani: (lying in the emo corner) I'm in my dark place…

Tamaki: I guess I'll just have to take over~ (strikes a dramatic pose) As the responsible Co-host and King that I- (gets hit with another shoe)

Dani: (standing up, glaring at him) NO! I'll do it!!!!!!!

Tamaki: But…(sulks)

~A few more minutes later~

Dani: Tamaki…you can't answer questions from the corner…

Tamaki: …Why Dani? Why won't you love Daddy! (Tears streaming down his face)

Dani: Because…(Sighs) whatever! Onto Quest-

Hunny: but Dani-Chan… (Tugs at her jacket sleeve)

Dani: (glares) ONTO QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hunny: (runs to Mori crying)

Mori: (glares)

Dani: (Screams) YOU KNOW WHAT?! I QUIT! FIND YOURSELF A NEW PERSON TO RUN THIS SHOW! (Storms off and returns with a baseball bat, and proceeds to start smashing the set)

Host members: (Look at her scared before running off, Hunny being carried by Mori)

Dani: Take this Spazzy Giraffee Productions and shove it! (Smashes the camera)

~ A stand by signal appears on the screen~


Does dani actually quit her own show?! Will hunny sempai ever get his cake?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!