Fame: the monster
" the music these days is nothing compared to what I use to listen too back when I was growing up we didn't have sell outs like justin beiber we had marky mark for that back in my day we had queen, ac/dc , kiss, guns 'n' roses you now real bands with real music .
Hell even david bowie was better then most of what's out there today ok ok the rap music isn't that bad I mean for the first real white rapper eminem is pretty good anyway that's not the point
the music today still sucks and the future's probablly will too".
,I sit watching the t.v. Music videos are on the music sucks so bad "will can you take out the trash" my wife calls " im watching the t.v." I say back " you can change the channel when nickleback comes on" she replies nickleback? Seriously poser central right there .
My wife soon takes the trash outside herself , "p...p...p...pokerface p...p...p...pokerface" a voice says I look to the t.v. A slender blonde chick is on the screen dressed in the most rediculous outfit ever I mean this is some really weird shit , her music isn't that bad I mean it's catchy the video isn't that bad I mean she's singing about pokerfaces and sex but still the more I watched the more I started to like her music .
"who is that?" I say " that's lady something ….gaga lady gaga " my wife says I nod " not bad" I say my wife laughs , I just stare at the screen I had to know more about her I had to listen to more of her music tomorrow i'm gonna go to the record store on the corner .
The next day .
I walked into the record store " hey man nice shirt" the man behind the counter says im wearing a g'n'r shirt " thanks hey do you have any lady gaga albums ? " I say " yeah in modern pop but hey it doesn't seem like your style of music man " the man says " it's not it's for my niece " I say the man nods and points in the modern pop direction .
, I walk over to the modern pop section I soon find lady gaga the fame monster album " did you see pink's new video weird huh?" a teen age girls says not far from me pink? That singer that's actually really good sure I mean a bit bitchy in her early days " yeah her music is weird these days " another girl next to the other one says I shake my head and go and pay for the lady gaga albums I found two the fame monster and artpop.
I head home I see some people with lady gaga shirts on , I smile man I need to find a couple of them for myself.
" I don't want to be friends I don't want to be friends oh a romance I need you like a bad romance" lady gaga sings as we dance together I smile at her our lips meet her lips are so soft it's like an angels we move closer to the balcony " I can't believe I found you " gaga says I nod as I push her off the balcony.
Suddenly I can see my head on her body " i've always been bisexaul I mean a pretty woman always imspires me " I say as I hit the floor .
I wake up with a thud i've apparently fallen out of my chair " it was just a dream it's always a dream sometimes I don't want to wake up" I say to myself .
, I look over to my laptop it's still on youtube and the playlist of lady gaga is on " that explains the dream then " I say getting up , it's been a week since I discovered lady gaga music and I gotta admit it's growing on me .
"it's time I learnt more about her and maybe one day I can join the haus of gaga"
