Disclaimer: Stan and Kyle belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker and I in no way own them.
Title: 085: Song
Summary: Stan was on a mission. He was on a mission to cheer up his best friend Kyle. NonSlash
Warnings: Slash Cussing PWP (kinda)OOC
Couple: None
Written By: Shino
Inspired By: Church songs XDD
Comments: Not slash guys. Stan just cheering up his friend. They're older, like 14-17. Somewhere in that age range

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085: Song
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Stan was on a mission.

He was on a mission to cheer up his best friend Kyle.

The Jew-boy had just gotten dumped, and though he didn't take it has Stan would have, he was a little put up and hadn't gone to the movies earlier that day.

So Stan made a pact with himself to get the red-head to smile before the night was over.

To bad it was already eleven o'clock.

Less than an hour to achieve his goal.

And to bad that the only think he could think of was incredibly faggy.

Oh well.

Standing out in the cold wasn't pleasant, especially when you're hauling a huge stereo.

But, bros before hoes.

Standing outside of Kyle's house, in line with the teen's window, Stan pressed the play button for his tape player and lifted the contraption as high as he could above his head, ignoring the strain on his arms.

The tape stuttered for a moment before belting out:

It seems so obvious
There's something up with us
I smell the feeling
From across the room.
So can I ask you this?
Not to be forward, miss,
But I think I'll kill myself
If I never know...

Stan blanched as the light in the room above flickered on.

That's sooo not the song that should be playing.

He lowered the blasting stereo and started fumbling with the buttons.

What do I have to do
To get inside of you?
To get inside of you?
Cuz I love the way you move,
When I'm inside of yoh-

He ejected the tape flipped it up and pressed play again. 'Hello God? It's me Stanley. I really could use a-'

-ove came down.

I could sing of Your love forever,
I could sing of Your love forever,

Stan again lowered the obviously possessed box, trying not to scream out of frustration. "OH COME ON."

I could sing of Your love forever,
I could sih-

'CD. CD. I don't listen to stupid love CD's.'

'Cus I'm doing everything for you because I love to be near you
Something just takes me away to a place where I'm happy
I'm doing everything for you, yeah you know that I adore you and I just can't take it!
'Cus I don't wanna wait for another day
'Cus I can feel this is right

Stan really did scream at this point, though it was closer to an annoyed half-crazed groan.

I don't wanna make this go on for too much longer
'Cus you've got a ring-less finger
And I could go buy a ring right now. . .
Well, actually I don't have money but that's oh-

Glancing up Stan saw that the person he was doing this for was leaning as far out of his window as he could without falling, and by the light of a streetlamp he saw the amused but not-smiling expression on his face.

So he flipped to the radio.

Over and over, over and over
I fall for you
Over and over, over and over
I try not to

"OH GODDAMMIT!" Stan yelled and dropped the stereo to the ground.

He looked back up and saw the smallest of smiles tweaking his friend's lips.

Well, might as well run with it.

Cause every time you hold me in your arms
Im comfortable enough to feel your warmth

"KYLE BROFLOVSKI! I LOVE YOU!" He gulped, that sounded so queer. "AND I PROMISE TO NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE!" Still queer.

It starts in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose

Then Kyle was laughing, it was a soft chuckle sure, but he was still laughing. Then, he started to retreat back into his room. "I love you too Stanley Marsh, but God you're such a fag."

The feelin shows
Cause you make me smile

Stan smiled to himself as the window closed and the light turned back off. Then he turned to walk home, ignoring the people who were walking him, confused.

Baby just take your time
Holdin me tight

Mission accomplished.

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Ha ha. Still not slash guys. Yes they were all 'ILU!' 'ILU2!' but it was in a platonic kind of way.

I'll get back to writing real slash soon :3 I've gotten inspired for some fluff.

Lyrics (c) To: (In order as used)

Inside of You (c) Hoobastank
I Could Sing of Your Love Forever (c)I don't know, but it's a church song
I'm Doing Everything (For You) (c) The Rocket Summer
Over and Over (c) Three Days Grace
Bubbly (c) Colbie Caillat (I'm actually going to be writing a Style to this song soon)