A new story I'd Like to call "Dare Darkness Wasted". Hand me a few dares as to what you want me to do. But there are a few restrictions as to what you want me to do as a human or my hedgehog self. The following are what you CAN NOT give me to do.
1) NOTHING SEXUAL
2) NOTHING THAT DEALS WITH DRUGS
3) NO SMOKING/DRINKING
4) NOTHING OVER PG-13
Yes you can ask me to kill someone. ;) That I won't object too. Not at all. Just tell me how and for how long. And no they can't get killed with any mature material. Yeah I know a lot of you have sick minds. XD They can get killed by the following....
1) Getting hit by any vehical of your choice.
2) Getting shot with your gun of choice.
3) Stabbed with knife of choice.
4) Poisoned with poison of choice.
That's as far as I'm going. LOL. Anything else can be silly or so totally random. Let your CLEAN imagination flow into requests. Yeah this is pretty much a forever fic if people keep handing me Dares. Peace out.
Walking on stage is the one and only me, Darkness Wasted. The lights flashed on and....oh what the heck am I doing? Hand me that mike and blast that stereo! We are going to party until the moon crashes to earth! How are you doing everybody! It's a dark arena with bright lights flashing on and off all around me. The ground shaking thanks to the music behind me. I'm wearing my all time favorite Rocker Fan T-shirt with black jeans and skater sneakers.
I looked out to the world with a big grin on my face and held the mike tightly in my right hand and I waved my left hand in the air. Waving to my family and best friends was fun and the fans of my work was too. Then things began to catch my eyes.
"This isn't my home planet, Woody." I looked at the ground and saw a weird looking guy in a space suite. And a tooth pick thin cowboy was standing right next to him. Hmm...
"You think, Buzz? Come on let's go. It's pretty loud in here."
I smirked and yelled into the mike, "Let's give a warm welcome to our first two contenders in the 'Dare Darkness Wasted' concert that is yet still a show! Give it up for Woody and Buzz Light year!"
"...What did she just say?" I heard Woody scream as he spun around and stare at me. I nodded and looked around. I noticed a few...you're not going to believe me....cars. Cars drinking something that looked like an Oil Can. Wow. Did someone spike my drink again?
"Hey, Mater? I think we better get going. I have this race to prepare for and..."
"Awh come on buddy! This here night club sure is a fun lookin' place. Let's stay!"
A bright idea came into my oh so dirty and yet very random mind. Again I grabbed the mike and yelled into it, "Lightning McQueen! And Mater the Truck! Come on down! You are the next contenders on Dare Darkness wasted!"
"What was that!" The little red hot shot race car said in shock. His southern buddy smiled and bounced up and down. Drove up to my ramp and come onto stage.
I smiled and looked at the crowd. I looked around and placed the mike close to my mouth again and said, "Hand me your dares and let's see how many I can accomplish without breaking my neck! Keep in mind that I'm also part skater for all those thrill riders out there! Woohoo!" I raced off stage and prepared for th biggest mistake of my life.
;) So are yous going to embrass me or are yous just going to sit there? Come on. Nows your chance to express your hatred or randomness out on me. There won't be another fic like this in my collection to hurry and shoot me with what yous got. I'm ready for anything. Well....just about everything. Oh and yes. You can choose more than these characters for the dares. Hell you can even make my human form kiss Shadow if you want. Or party with another author. LOL. Just send them my way! It will either be denied or accepted.
