Sincere warning: This has no plot and is not related by any means to any thing (s). Got it? No? Oh well… The thing is that this whole story is mostly unrelated to what happened in the last chapter but is extremely unrelated to what happened in the last 2 or 3 or 4 and at the maximum 5 sentences ago. Now got it? Still no? Well, I tried…

Harry was walking down stuff when blah blah blah he was killed and he came back to life muttering why cheese cake was horrible because his thumb was hurting as life eaters came up to him to not do anything in particular but to eat his death which did not exsist since he was 13 but when everything was lost there was a glitter of blinding light which made everything go dark since it damaged all of their eyes lenses which made them see light but then Voldemort sought Harry for no good creature (?) and then when all was found everything was solved as they drank coca cola for tea and than killed each other and did a very good job but still failed at it so they cried till everything was wet and sticky and humanity swam for the rest of their life but as this was humaniating or humaneatory they rested in peace at their homes as Voldemort killed himself but Harry felt his pain so Voldemort did not die so he hugged Voldemort but strangled him in the process so VoLLedoermt attacked Harry but spelt his name wrong and was using incorrect grammer so he went back and fixed it (Voldemort) but died because of his uneducation at Hogwarts but still he attacked Harry and still Harry ate pepperoni pizza with no anchovies as death was drained by lifelines which was deathly life as the death vomitors got from eating life of eater vomitor's life began to be humiliated. But that was the end of the end of the fighting so Voldemort shot living killing spells at Harry but dodged them so the death vomitors swallowed it and it was living death so they decided that they should listen to music which was so good that Harry thought it was good but he did not care for cheese so he bcame spuer spelor man woo culd not spel. So he became once again 'the boy who lived dying by Voldemort who attacks Harry at this very moment if this was correct' and so Voldemort attacked the stereo and Harry ran for cover as everything was a different shade of icecream muller which was a trying to be ryming as englis ish a language not a type of sublimative eradicational solution (By the way, did you know that water is liquid? Cool huh? I learnt that many years ago like you did so that is why I am not stating this) so they all drank malted tea with ice cream which made them sick so they all went home and drank more malted tea as the lifelivineess of deathlineesirtty creates cavities so that is something of purposes so in a confusion intrusion they all decided to have a good night sleep while they dreamed of bunnies, liveliness and deathliness.

OMG! Are you people still alive? Are you? Huh? Huh? Do I get your computer if you're dead? Please…………… oh crap. Well why are you still here? The mental asylum is only a ten minutes walk away from where someone lives which I hope is you and well… oh forget.

By the way; Clowns are cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Note: I living does not come by hard work and perseverance, it comes from perspiration.