"Remind me while we are doing this again?" Sighed the large blue man walking down the street caring like 10 boxes of cookies in each hand. And 3 on his head. "You know leader-sama said we needed more money for the gang. We're running out of food at HQ." (A.k.a Tobi's tree house/condo) "Aa." Kisame said nodding his head grudgingly. They soon reached the first house. The sign said: Haruno's. They didn't pay much attention and continued on to the house ringing the doorbell.

And they were greeted by the most precious little seven year old they had ever seen. She had long bubblegum pink hair tied in a cute low pony-tail that was swept over her shoulder by a strawberry scrunchie. And she was wearing a plain white gown that went to her knees, and she was wearing striped black and red thigh high socks. And she had the brightest, freshest, deepest green eyes they had ever seen.

She spoke. "Yes mister?" She said with a cute soft voice. They both stared at her cuteness. Itachi regained his senses first. He cleared his throat and said. "We're selling cookies. Would you like some?" He asked trying not to gape at her.

She nodded frantically. "Ok Mister!" She exclaimed as she scurried off to get what he hoped was money. They waited for about 5 minutes until she came back. The door blocking off half of her small body as she smiled sweetly.

Kisame gave a toothy grin and Itachi a fraction of a smile. But those looks of happiness and the feeling of fluffiness was exchanged when the little girl pulled out pistol. A pretty expensive one too. The look of cuteness was gone, and was replaced with a cold, stone, like expression.

"Ok here are my demands." She said coldly as she pointed the gun at their heads. "I want all your godamnned cookies." She said stalking closer. "And no one ends up with a bullet in their head. Am I clear?

Kisame was first to recover from the shock. "Whoa whoa hold on little gir-" He was cut off by his hiss of pain as the seven year old stomped on his foot. Hard. "Son of a bi-" "Cut the crap bitch." She said menacingly as she carried the cookies into her house.

Itachi took it as a chance to run. He wasn't going to take any chances. They could easily over power this child. But the guns don't lie. But before he could move more then a foot. The girl called out to him

"Oh no you don't, you might tell other cookie salesmen that I robbed you. Nope, your going to stay right here." She said point the gun at him and ushering them both in the house. "Oh come on I doubt she even knows how to use a-" She shot down a passing by bird in one shot. Itachi ate his words as the girl tied them both up. "You know for a seven year old you sure tie some tight knots." Kisame snickered as she tightened his ropes.

"Shove it shark face." She said blankly fastening the ropes untying her hair and then went to eat her cookies. If she hadn't robbed them ,threatened to shoot their heads off, and tie them up they would have drawled at how cute she looked eating that cookie.

But then a 'ding dong' came to the do


or. Who is the next victim?

So did you love it? You better have!

So who will be the next victims?

1. Kakuzu and Hidan

2. Tobi and Deidara

and Zetsu

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