((In Wich All Hell Breaks Lose.
(thank you Godell for the title! U saved me!)
My follow-up fic of the drabble 'Just another Christmas', but this happens BEFORE it! Please read the warnings before reading this!
WARNINGS! no Winry in this whole fic! it's Ed x Envy with MPreg. It happens AFTER the series, Al has his body back and Ed still has automail, CoS doesn't excist here, and every one is 5 year older. And a bit swearing.
DISCLAIMER: You'll make me depressed if you sue me... I don't own FMA...))
Just to tell you all, I am currently rewriting this fic and (hopefully) pick the pace up again. Those things between (( and )) are my old A/N's which can be different from the new content. I'm just leaving it there, because it's important. But what is more important: the first warning will not be happening. I kinda changed my style and I want to put Winry in it too.
Okay, enough talking. Let's get on with it.
1.
It wasn't raining, no, it was pouring! One step outside and you were soaked! And in this weather, Edward Elric had to go outside. Damn that General Mustang-bastard. Of course, he sent Ed on a mission. And of course, that mission involved weird disappearances... It was the same thing for a fucking nine years... That bastard never got enough of it. And the worst thing was, he was alone. His brother couldn't come with him! Since Alphonse had his body back he, he kinda started to hit on Winry... So that left only Ed to o on these stupid missions. Frustrated Edward jumped in the middle of a pool and screamed: "Why am I alone in the rain for just a worthless mission?!"
"Why do you ask me? I dunno." Ed jumped on his feet and turned around. "Envy! Goddamnit, don't scare me like that!", he screeched, annoyed, "What are you doing in the rain? Following me?"Envy shrugged and walked towards Ed: "Does it care? You're not happy to see me?" "Well, not really..." Envy blinked: "Whaaaaat? I really feel hurt now." He pulled gently at Ed's ponytail, "Last week you said you always liked to see me.", he smirked evilly. Ed blinked and then became red: "Last week when..." Envy smirked even more: "You remember it, don't you?" "How can I forget...", Ed muttered. Evny happily poked Ed (a bit too hard) in the ribs. "Of course you can't, it was one of our best nights." "Shut up!", Edward screeched. Envy acted upset. "If you're ashamed, I only leave if you apology." Edward felt his blood boiling but kept his composure. "Okay, listen Envy, I'm sorry, I'm frustrated, soaked and need to go alone to some kind of creepy place for a mission, so don't sue me, okay?" Envy tilted his head and asked: "Want me to tag along?" Ed blinked: "Well, if you want to..." "Of course I want to!", Envy cheered and he grabbed Edward's wrist. "Let's hold hands, boyfriend!" Edward tried to free his wrist, without success. "Were not holding hands, you're holding my wrist. And don't call me boyfriend."
Both males looked at the dark and rusty shed in front of them. This was the place... They looked at each other, and then slowly went inside.
"It gives me the creeps...", Envy whispered. "Pussy.", Edward talked big, but secretly he was glad Envy was with him. "It's dark and it leaks...", Envy whispered hysterically, without mentioning Ed's insult.
"Sounds like the perfect bad-guy-headquarters to me."
"Well, I'm glad our headquarters isn't like this!"
Ed blinked: "You're not scared, are you?" Envy shaked his head violently: "Of course not, I just don't like dark, creepy, leaking places like this..." Ed sighed and looked at him: "You know. For a immortal, strong and shape-shifting monster you're easily scared..." Envy wanted to defend himself and searched for a mean thing to say but his eyes caught something different and he yelled: "Ed, look out!" "Look out for what?" Not necessary to ask that, because the ground around Edward lighted up in a strange reddish colour and he felt his stomach began to hurt. Envy screamed in terror and Endward saw him running away. "Where're you going!", Ed yelled, before he fell on the ground and everything went black.
"Edward, Edward? Are you okay? Can you hear me?" A voice called. Whose voice was it? He only knew he had a terrible stomach-ache...
He slowly opened his eyes, and saw three men looking at him. It all came back to him, but what happened?
"What...", he tried to ask, but Envy hushed him. "You were stuck in a transmutation.", he explained. Alphonse nodded: "For so far, the doctors found nothing wrong with you..." And Roy said: "Envy caught the guy who did this. You need to be glad he was with you." Ed nodded: "I am, really, I am." He saw Envy smiling in a loving way (which is very scary to see), saw Alphonse looking horrified and Roy being angry. And inside of him, he felt something wrong. But it probably was just his imagination...
AG: Okay, the rewritten version of chapter one. The other chapters will be rewritten soon. Stay tuned.
