Chapter 1- Gir gir gir

Gir stared at the piggy. Piggy stared at Gir.

"Gir! What are you doing with that pig-thing?!" Zim slammed the door behind him, he had just got home from school, another cruddy day...

"I'm playing with the piggy!" Gir smiled.

"Such stupidity! Stop doing that and help me with the mutant talking man-eating man-mushroom!!" Zim flushed himself down the toilet.

"awwwww...Bye piggy!!!" Gir waved bye bye to the piggy and followed Zim.

"The man-eating man-mushroom should be securely locked unless you opened the prison cham-" Zim gawked at the thing whatever it was...the talking man-eating man-mushroom. "-ber...RUN!!" Zim yelled at Gir as he closed his eyes running for his Irkan life.

"RAAARRGH!" The man-mushroom lunged at Zim but the Irkan tripped and fell onto the ground, the man-mushroom's claw missed him by millimetres. The monster roared once again, hot siliva feel right beside Zim, Zim watched in horror as the siliva burned through his base. The creature lunged at Zim again, Zim quickly rolled to the side.

"Wooooo!!!! Go creature!!! Yippee!" Gir clapped his hands, causing his bowl of popcorn to fall onto the ground. "awwww Popcorn!!!!!"

Zim trapped the creature back into the prison chamber, huffing. "GIR! What did you do to my computers?!"

"I made pancakes and mashed patatoes!" Gir exclaimed in that squeaky voice of his.

"Gir...this is the last time!!!!! Do NOT, i say NOT make food or whatever mush on my computer!" Zim sighed and started fixing his base, once again.

Dib laughed at Zim's stupid robot. His put another spy camera into his home and what he was catching. "Usually something bad happens about now..." Dib said to himself, as if on que a robot out of nowhere came to steal his computer... "D'oh!"

And on the screen Zim made a note to self, "I wonder where my robot is..."

"Awwgh!" Dib slapped his forehead.

"His robot was obviously tooken over!" an fimiliar voice said, it only took Dib a few seconds to know who's voice it was...


This chapter is short...but a good place to end...I do NOT own invader zim...please review!!!