Title: 26 (or so) purely fanfiction moments

Summary: Have you ever been reading something on ffn and thought, 'as much as a love this, it would never happen' well, this is a collection of those moments.

Some examples of a 'moment': drunken confessions

Tending to the other person wounds

'A hug that turns into something more'

Cuddling 'because its cold' and

'Getting lost' in the persons eyes

Paring: Kakashi/Sakura (because you can pare anyone with Sakura, and Kakashi needs a girl )

Age:ummm...older, especially Sakura.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

A/N I'll try to update once a week, but, no promises-and- THIS IS JUST FOR FUN! So please no flames, I just think its kinda funny how much cliched stuff happens to these people...oh, and they're supposed to be kinda one-shotish, but, it also kinda follows a story, so...ya...uh, anyways, onward and upward!

Chapter One: Tripping and Landing on Top of the Other Person

Sakura was kinda annoyed when she looked in her fridge and found she was out of milk. It wasn't like she had any reason to be annoyed, she had plenty of money to buy milk (thanks to ANBU), and plenty of time to buy it (thanks to Tsunade, who for some reason decided she should take the next few days off from the hospital). But it was just the fact that she was out-really out- of milk, and now had to do the strange civilian thing of 'going to the store'. Hey, it wasn't like she hadn't ever gone to the super market before- it was more like for the past few years she had had a maid to do this kind of stuff for her, as she was too busy saving lives at the hospital.

"Oh well, a womans gotta do what a womans gotta do." Sakura said some what unenthusiastically to her self as she took a quick peek in the mirror, grabbed her purse, and strode out the door.

As she walked to the store she wondered how all her old team mates where doing. Sasuke and Naruto where now inseparable, Ino had decided ANBU wasn't for her, married Shikamaru, and runs a flower shop with Ten-Ten, who married Niji after leaving ANBU too. Rock-lee had gone with the Sand siblings back to the village of sand to help iron out things there, Kiba, Hinata, and Shino, where currently a team doing long-term missions all over every where. The other sensei now had new teams, but the last she heard Kakashi was doing dangerous one-man missions.

So, that left her.

Sakura sighed and shook her head, trying to dispel the disappointing thoughts as she entered the store, but one more thought poked through before she had time to stop it, 'Ino and Ten-ten are best friends now, and the last time you saw any of the others was three months ago at Team Kibas welcome-home-goodbye-again party...maybe you should get back into the field?' Sakura then permanently stopped the thoughts and whent to the milk aisle.

...This is where the fun begins.

Sakura was rounding the corner of one of the aisles with two half-gallon milk jugs in her hands (she couldn't remember if she liked the one percent or the two percent kind)- when she ran into Kakashi.

I say 'ran into' but it was really more of a one-way crash collision between two very well trained ninjas, with limbs flying, and food scattered everywhere.

It was quite humorous.

For Kakashi anyways.

Sakura was blushing terribly sputtering something along the lines of "K-Ka-Kakashi sensei! I'm so sorry! I didn't see you there-and I just kinda- are you all right?- I really didn't see you- which is kinda odd cause I'm a ninja and all that- but you are alright-right? Really I'm so sorr-..." it was then she noticed that that she was no longer standing vertical.

'How odd' she thought 'I don't remember hitting the floor...' and it was some time around then that she realized that the hard, immobile tile floor wasn't that hard, it wasn't that immobile (it was moving up and down at a steady rate), and didn't seem to be made of tile.

'uhhh...o...kay...' Sakura's brain ever so slowly examined these facts (she was slow probably due to the lack of milk) and came up with an ingenious conclusion. She would ask Kakashi.

"Kakashi-sensei, do you have any idea wh-" and finally, it was then that she realized her face was about two inches from his, her hand on either side of his head, his hands on her hips (presumably to break her fall- let us think the best of poor Kakashi) and...well, you get the picture.

"Oh. Dear." It then took Sakura a total of two seconds to get off, and stand up in a much less suggestive position.

"I'm sorry for all the trouble sensei" she mumbled looking down,

"Hey," Kakashi said gently, picking up his grocerys and handing her the milk that started all this trouble, "Its not every day I get glomped by Konoha's most beautiful koinochi."(A/n I'll have to look up how to spell that one)

Sakura just blushed and bowed her way out.

A/N ohh, the wonderful clichedness of it all! Gotta love it! And hopefully I can work in some of those 'gravity defying silver hair' and the 'pink tresses' remarks.

The next 'moment' up will be...'Being Put on a Mission Together'...

I think...

I'm not quite sure how to make that one funny...

oh well! Keep an eye out for the next chappie!!! authoress smiles at shameless advertising

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