In all the fair Water Nation lands a girl sits, peacefully, quietly contemplating HOW THE FUCK SHE GOT INVOLVED WITH THIS SHIT! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Her name was Lulu. Her mother was drunk the night she was born, cause they didn't have any sedatives or drugs laying around. So Lulu got stuck with a retarded ass name, which didn't get her stuck in the mess. One second some freaky-ass bitch with jacked up chakra jumped right by her side. Harmless, really! Then some weirdos wearing matching capes or jackets or some matching crap and started attacking.
"Don't underestimate your opponent or you'll die." The dude with creepy eyes and a mask said.
"I'd like to see that." grumble the guy with the hot bod showing. Damn! Was he fine! Too bad about the guy bitching around with a three bladed scythe. WTF! Come on. I was taking a freaking walk and this shit has to happen now? I have that luck. The bastard jumped right beside me and stepped on my foot before noticing me. "Who the hell are you?"
Calm, collected. Approach this carefully. "I'm the bitch who bashed in your face." My head collided with his face and I was off travel in a forest. NOT! Some black thing dragged me back beside Freaky Eyes. I was left to dangle upside down. A whole fucked up battle took place in front of me and ended up with a guy in the middle of a circle with a stick up his ass. . . okay in his chest. But he whined like a bitch so he probably had one there.
"Can't you hurry that damn ritual up. Better yet. Don't and say you did." He was an impatient bastard and completely forgot about me. I could slip away and-
"Hey I don't like this anymore than you but I gotta. And can I sacrifice that bitch you're holding onto? You got no use for her."
"Oi, blood dude! Don't be that guy! Why don't you just let me go on my merry little way and-"
"Brothels would buy her from us. A lot people have Lolita complexes nowadays. We can get a good price for her. She too young to not be a virgin."
"Never mind. Be that dude. I'd rather be sacrificed to Jashen then get sold to some perv who's so fugly he needs to pay for a desperate bitch to give him any. So where's this thingy gonna take place?" Blood dude looked at me surprised.
"You know of Jashin-sama?" I read a lot of weird shit. Often. Maybe this'll work to my advantage. I don't know enough about these guys though. They look familiar. . . Where's my Bingo Book? B - I - N - G - O, B - I - N - G - O, B - I - N - G - O, and Bingo was his name- o. Was I singing out loud?
"We can get money outa her I'm sure. She's coming with us alive. And shut up. you suck at singing."
Hidan stared off into space. "Seriously like a cat drowning in eletrified water. And Kakuzu! She knows of Jashin-sama." He turned to me. "You a believer?"
"I'm sketchy. Never found a church to join so never could read up on it more. And I ain't no virgin. Lost that bitch years ago." They looked at me funny.
"You raped?" WHAT THE FUCK!
"Fuck you! I'm plenty attractive to get laid." Come on! Maybe I'm overly pale and look albino-ish (but my eyes aren't red.) And maybe I am flat chested. . . Not all men are evil fucks. . . They are not only pissing me off but worsening my mood.
"What are you 10?"
"!#& I'm 19! Mother-fucking asshole jack asses."
"Don't be a little bitch or we'll fuck you up." I doubt that little shit could even sneeze on me. Ain't Pride a bitchy sin.
"Like the money whore would allow that."
"What'd you call me?"
"She called you a money whore. And Kakuzu, she was right! Too fucking obsessed with money. That's why we're always late."
"Shut it. Ya know they did happen to invent shirts. . . " By now a giant scythe was headed towards the girls head. "Help Kazuku!"
"Thats not my name . . ." He held Lulu steady in front of him. Her hair dangle annoyingly everywhere.
"Man bitches." The scythe was still flying.
short chapter. just a prologue. will update sooner or later. a better organized chapter. longer too.
