The title is inspired by "Ain't no other man" by Christina Aguilera Also in this one shot Rigby and Eileen are dating I hope you guys like it
Eileen was the in coffee shop cleaning some tables, when a charming light brown raccoon walked in, he seems fairly new to the town.
As he walked in, he had girls swooning all over him he swatted them away and sat near Mordecai Rigby. Eileen walked toward him to take his order,
"Hey gorgeous, I would like to have a small decafe coffee please" The handsome Raccoon smiled and winked at Eileen, which made her blush a little bit.
Rigby saw her blush and turned directly to the tall, attractive, strong raccoon.
"hey she's taken! back off!!"
"don't tell me she's taken by you, your a small worthless piece of junk" The Light furred raccoon replied.
"hey he's MY small worthless piece of junk" Eileen spoke out.
The Light raccoon turned to Eileen "just fetch me my coffee" Eileen scrowled and got him his coffee.
After getting his coffee the slim Light furred raccoon walked out the coffee shop door without even paying.
"Isn't he gonna get in trouble for that?" Mordecai asked.
Eileen shrugged, but Rigby couldn't stop rambling about how annoying that raccoon was,
"I can't believe he was flirting with you who does he think he is-!" Eileen put a hand on his shoulder "don't worry ain't no other raccoon but you."
