~*AnimeStar*~:: Well, I guess I dont own any of Outlaw Star. But...Maybe if I get adopted into Bill Gates's family, then I could buy it!!!! Oh...sorry...Just a flare of random stupididy. So, on with the Fic!!!!
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Gene and the Gang of Outlaw Star, were driving down the road, coming back from 'another' lost bounty.
"How could you let that little piece of shit go Ashia!?! It was just a freakin frog!" Complained Gene.
"YEAH!! It was! A two and a half foot alien frog with 6 legs, 7 eyes, 3 poisioness toungs, red eyes, and it shot poision needles out of its mouth!!" Ashia yelled back. "PLUS! You werent the best thang out there either!! You couldnt hit a bulzeye if it bit ya in the ass!!"
"No, but I bet ya I could hit a catseye..." Gene whispered to himself.
"I heard that!!"
"Will you two just PIPE IT ALREADY!?!" yelled jim. Melfeina was in the back looking around the town, when all of a sudden, something caught her eye.
"Hey guys, look! A carnaval!!!" She anounced. This caught Jim and Ashia's attation. They both turned there head in usnion.
"CARNAVAL!!" they both yelled.
"Gene!! Can we go!?! please????!!!???!!!" Jim and Ashia both asked, with puppy dog eyes.
"No freakin way! I am not going to some kiddie carnaval, with tea cup rides." Gene replied.
"Please Gene?" asked Melfina siding with Jim and Ashia. Gene turned to Suzuka. She just shrugged and whipped out a cup of tea from nowhere.
"....Ok fine...." Gene finally caved in. They turned the car around and headed for the Carnaval.
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The place was packed with people of all ages, rides, tents, games, the works!
"Lets stay togther though. And I dont want to be here long!!" Said Gene as they made their way through the people. After about an hour, the gang had just finished a ride called: The Pisser (self Explainatory).
"Anyone else need a shower?" asked Jim.
"BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! Look! Its one of those fake "fortune telling tents". Bwahahahahahaha, lets have some fun." yelled a rather amused Gene.
"They are not fake!!!" yelled Jim.
"We will see whos right!"
"Fine!" The gang ran off towards the tent to see who would be right on their little bet.
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Inside the purple tent, were many...'interesting' objects. There was a glass with an eye floating in it, a jar of mayonase, or what they hoped was mayonase, labeled: use tonight, and other strange artafacts. Including a small square table, with a purple and gold table cloth on it. In the middle of it was a strange "crystal ball", and on either side was a chair. One of which was holding an old lady in purple cloak.
"Ahhhhh, hello there, how may I help you?" said the old lady, looking up. She had unusually bright green eyes, her skin was old and wrinkled, her nose was biger than her index finger, and she had only 4 teeth, all of which were a strange shade of peach.
"Why dont you tell me?" Said Gene, smerking and hopping into the other chair. "So fortune lady, tell me my future." he said.
"Hmmmm, you are not a believer are you?" she asked
"You tell me" said Gene again. She looked into the crystal ball for a few seconds than looked up again.
"Within the next 5 days, you will insult over 287 people, you will bring an ancient landmark to ruins, drive your friends over there nuts,and you might be suprised by how you 'drive' your firends 'nuts', get lost, streak, and kiss who you would least expect to." She said with a smirk.
"Bwahahahahahahaha!! What a load of BULL SHIT! First of all, I dont go around 'randomly' insulting people in large amounts, I like to keep acient landmarks where, and how they are, I already drive them nuts, I have a good sense of direction, I tend to KEEP my clothes on, and I kiss a LOT of women!!!!" Ranted and raved Gene, trying to prove the "fortune teller" wrong. "This is just a tub of crap!! All of this is no freakin way going to happen!!!!! Jim!I told you this stuff wasnt real. I TOLD YOU!! I-" CRACK!! Ashia hit Gene in the head with a frying pan.
"That should shut him up" Ashia said.
"You shouldnt have done that Ashia. " said the fortune teller...
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~*AnimeStar*~: END OF CHAPTER!! I hope you liked it!!! There is more to come soon!!!!!!!!!! if there is any 'mistakes' of any kind that I made, drop me a line at SST3CLOUD@aol.com thank you!! OH! And, does anyone know Bill Gates phone number?.....
