During the Christmas season, I get really bored. So, I write ridiculous songs like the one Tomo sings in this fic. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Azumanga characters blah blah blah, let's get on with it!

In Miss Yukari's class, everyone was celebrating christmas by reciting poems and singing songs that they wrote. Kaorin had just finished singing her version of silent night.

"OK, class! Who else has Song or poem that they'd like to share with us?" asked Miss Yukari to the class.

"Hey! Miss Yukari, I have a song I'd like to sing!" said everyone's favorite Wildcat, Tomo.

'Oh no.' thought Miss Yukari, then she said, "Alright, Tomo. Go ahead and sing it for us."

The wildcat got up from her seat and made her way to the front of the class.

"OK, this song is my very own version of the song about everyone's favorite red-nosed reindeer!"

"Oh, a song about Rudolph! Let's hear it!" said Chiyo.

Tomo clears her throat. "OK, here goes!"

SONG TIME!!! YEAH!!!!

You know Gasher, and Bebop, and Joey, and Psycho

Bubba, and Tick Tock, and Jerry, and Nico

But do you recall, the most gayest reindeer of all

Rudolf the gay-ass Reindeer

Wore a freakin' pantyhose

And if you ever saw him

You would know he likes to blow

All of the other straight reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let gay Rudolf

Join in any of their straight games

Then one raunchy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

"Rudolf, with your hole so tight,

won't you let me tap that ass tonight?"

Then all the gay deer loved him

And they yelled it out with glee

Rudolf, you gay-ass reindeer

Won't you bend over for me!

END OF SONG!!!

"Well, what did you think of the song, huh?" asked Tomo.

Some of the students were very disturbed by the song, some others were just giggling, and others (like Yukari) were laughing their asses off.

"Tomo! What the hell was that!?" Yelled Yomi.

"Just a song I made up. I thought it was pretty funny."

"That was not funny!" Yomi said trying to hold back her laughter.

'I didn't know Rudolph was gay.' thought Sakaki.

"Ah told ya'll reindeer were gay!" yelled Osaka for no real reason.

Well, that's it. It's short I know, but I hope you enjoyed it, and that know no one got offended. Merry Christmas to everyone at FanfictionDOTnet! See ya in 2009!