*AN1:
Right, as I thoroughly enjoyed myself writing "Dangerous Tea" and because I've received encouraging reviews, I've decided to write another one~
*AN2:
This time, I'm using a story style you may have seen before. The original idea of the "Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual" Series belongs to Teresa Green. All the credit goes to her.
*AN3
Before I start, I'm going to drop a warning here. There MIGHT be spoilers. So, don't read if you don't wanna risk it. Anyways, enough of my nagging.
Presenting...
NOEL : The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual !
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a fully-automated NOEL VERMILLION. To ensure that you get the best out of your NOEL VERMILLION, please read carefully the following instructions :
Basic Information :
Name : Noel Vermillion (A.K.A. Baka, Idiot, Lacking Lady, "Trash", Child of the Azure)
Date of Manufacture : 25th December 2194
Place of Manufacture : Sector 7
Genetic Type : Boundary Interface Prime Field Device No.12 (Artificial Human)
Height :157cm (5'1.8")
Weight : 48kg (105.8lbs)
Your NOEL VERMILLION unit will come with the following accessories :
One (1) NOL Officer Uniform
One (1) Arcus Diabolus : "Bolverk"
One (1) NOL School Uniform
One (1) Zero-Gun : Thor/Fenrir
*Please note that the new MU-12 uniform and the Lux Sanctus : "Murakumo" are not included . You have to wait until YUUKI TERUMI unit to drive your NOEL unit insane before they are unlocked. Litchi's cosplay outfits are available on our online catalog.
Programming :
The NOEL VERMILLION unit is generally very moe and shy. But she can turn into a terror should you decide to comment on her Mammary Glands. (And should that happen, we advice you to quickly escape.) The NOEL unit comes with the following programs.
SOLDIER : The NOEL VERMILLION has attended school specialized just for this role. She is a very formidable force especially with her "Bolverk".
BODYGUARD : The NOEL VERMILLION unit's SOLDIER mode can be altered for her to keep a lookout for and protect you.
COSPLAY MODEL : Ever wanted to see what a maid outfit would look like on a cute girl, but could never find one to test out? Worry not, the NOEL VERMILLION unit can also be used as a cosplay model! She might refuse at first. But don't worry, this manual is here to help you out. Just threaten to burn her poems and she'll comply. *It is worth noting that she might break and shoot you instead. Proceed with caution*
GIRLFRIEND/COMPANION : The NOEL VERMILLION is a very shy unit. But by constantly complimenting her poems and treating her to many Kagutsuchi Puffer Fishes, the NOEL VERMILLION unit will gradually accept you.
Another warning : * If the NOEL VERMILLION unit has not fully accepted you as a companion, it is highly advised that you do not attempt to kiss/hug/go intimate with her. You might be shot.*
Your NOEL VERMILLION has (3) different settings :
Shy/Moe Mode (Default setting)
Enraged mode
MU-12 (Locked)
The default setting for your NOEL VERMILLION is set to Shy/Moe.
In this setting, the unit will constantly apologize for things that might not even require and apology. She will stutter a lot and make high-pitched squeaks when you surprise her. Its very cute.
Enraged mode will be activated when you push her "moe-ness" to the limit and can't go anymore. Her inner-robotic senses will kick in and begin to eliminate the cause of her problem. (The only way to stop this mode is to introduce a "RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE" unit to attempt to calm her down. We do not guarantee 100% success. Should the "RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE" unit fail, it is advised you run. Run as far away as possible and wait for her to calm down.)
MU-12 mode is only activated when a "YUUKI TERUMI (HAZAMA)" is introduced to her. The "YUUKI TERUMI (HAZAMA)" will release the seals "Bolverk" has placed on the NOEL VERMILLION unit, transforming her into MU-12.
In this mode, the NOEL VERMILLION will hate absolutely everything in this world, claiming they're all lies and everyone's out to get her.
***VERY IMPORTANT NOTE***
If this mode is ever triggered, pray that there is a "RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE" unit with an Idea Engine equipped. This is the only known way to stop the MU-12. If not, say your final words.
Relations with other units
Your NOEL VERMILLION unit has many relations with other units. As the narrator of this story is too lazy to list them all out, the most important ones will be listed instead.
RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE : The NOEL VERMILLION unit is semi-attracted to this unit. When she interacts with this unit, she is twice as Moe. Although the RAGNA unit constantly abuses her verbally, they are quite close. The RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE unit is the only one that can stop the NOEL VERMILLION unit in MU-12 mode.
JIN KISERAGI : Because the NOEL VERMILLION resembles the SAYA unit, the JIN KISERAGI unit never fails to throw verbal abuse at the NOEL unit.
TAOKAKA : The TAOKAKA unit addresses' your unit as "lacking lady" It is advised to stay away from both units when this happens as a fight is bound to start.
(Note that we will not be responsible for any damage to any units)
TSUBAKI YAYOI : One of the NOEL unit's best friends. This two units are very close, although they will fight due to certain "circumstances". Outside of SOLDIER mode however, they get along very well.
YUUKI TERUMI (HAZAMA) : AVOID THIS UNIT AT ALL COSTS. THERE IS NO TELLING WHAT WILL HAPPEN SHOULD THIS TWO UNITS ENCOUNTER EACH OTHER. WORST CASE SCENARIO BEING THE END OF THE WORLD.
Cleaning :
The NOEL VERMILLION unit is capable of cleaning herself. Do not attempt to clean her without her consent as she is very shy. If you try to force her to, you might end up with bullets in your head. If in any event she is incapable of cleaning herself, do not machine-wash your unit. Towel-dry only.
Energy :
Your NOEL VERMILLION unit is a young woman, and therefore needs as much nourishment as possible. You may give her candy treats, but keep in mind not to give her too much lest you make her fat.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q: My NOEL VERMILLION unit has run into a RACHEL ALUCARD unit and is being mindeffed by her words. WHAT DO I DO!
A: If this happens, you should immediately get a TSUBAKI YAYOI/LITCHI FAYE LING unit to give her psychological consultation. If not properly attended to, your NOEL VERMILLION unit has a much higher chance of going into MU-12 mode.
Q: My NOEL VERMILLION just started screaming "BUGS! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!"
A: Keep in mind that your NOEL VERMILLION unit is afraid of bugs. Normally, we'd suggest just squishing the bug for her. But, in the event that you meet an ARAKUNE unit, which is technically not a bug, we advise you to introduce a LITCHI FAYE LING unit to distract the ARAKUNE unit while you drag the screaming NOEL VERMILLION unit to safety. She'll eventually calm down.
Q : NOOOO! My Noel just lost a fight! Is she dead?
A: Fret not! The Wheel Of Fate will not allow the main heroine of BlazBlue to die so easily. Your NOEL VERMILLION unit has simply passed out and will reboot/wake up later.
Q : Can I give my NOEL VERMILLION another name?
A : Actually, "NOEL VERMILLION" is not your unit's real name. If you really want to, you can try to rename her. However, it is not guaranteed that she'll respond to the name you gave her. She isn't your dog. But, you can bribe her by giving her Panda softies. Those are a very effective way of persuading your NOEL VERMILLION unit.
TROUBLESHOOTING :
Problem : Your NOEL VERMILLION unit is constantly crying out that she isn't "flat" and just won't stop. You're afraid that she's broken or you're just really annoyed.
Solution : This is what happens when you let your NOEL VERMILLION unit hang around the TAOKAKA unit too much. There is no solution. We warned you, you didn't listen. So, not our problem~ :3
With proper care and maintenance, your NOEL VERMILLION unit will lead a long and happy life (she can't die) so, you may be able to pass her on to your children or grandchildren. If you even have any, that is. So, don't worry too much and as long as you don't mock her chest size, she'll be a lovable and Moe companion.
*Oh god, that took me so much effort to do. I hope you guys have enjoyed reading this as I have writing it.
Please, leave me a review and let me know if you'd like me to do other characters :)
Til next time,
Kansou signing out
