Well, In this, we are Sayana. She's our OC. Team Seven's Other Sensei. Who actually loves Kakashi. But she finds annoying him SO much more fun. Yamato, Sai, Sakura, Naruto, and a little bit of Jiraiya are the helpers (are in on EVERYTHING) and will help. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer: Naruto, sadly belongs to Kishimoto-sensei and TV Toyko. And so does Kakashi. Also, we stole a bunch of these! So if you recognize yours, it's probably yours!
1. Ask him if you can see what's under his mask. When he pulls his "Behind this mask is...Another mask!" joke, stare at him for a minute, and then ask "And what's under THAT mask?" See how many he has. If he eventually gets to the last mask and refuses to remove that one, steal it from him. And take pictures. Pictures are always good.
2. Tell him Gai-sensei is a way better ninja than he'll ever be. Offer to give him lessons on "youthfulness" to make him better. If he refuses, which he probably will, sigh and say, "I guess Gai-sensei will always be better..."
3. Accuse him of stealing the sharingan from Obito. Tell him he should give it back.
4. Start calling him "Copy-cat." All the time. See if you can get other people to call him that as well. The more people you get, the better.
5. Sneak up behind him and start playing with his hair, making little "WOOOSH!" and "FWAAA!" noises. (That's what his hair makes me think of. FWAAAAA!)
6. Criticize his grey hair- "You know, I could find you a nice hair dye, you could make yourself look 10 years younger!"
7. Let him "catch you" looking at GaixKakashi pictures. Apologize for it for weeks afterward just to make the images return to his mind.
8. Steal all his Icha Icha books. Then, after he's gone into a panic searching for them, leave the first page somewhere where he's going to find it. Keep leaving pages around for him to find, and then when you get to the "good part"...Leave a pile of shredded paper on his doorstep. Extra points if you put a Post It with a frowney-face on it on the shredded paper.
9. Take another one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books you stole in #8 and tear out half the pages, just leaving the first half there. Replace the second half with Twilight. (Oh yes, we are that evil.)
10. When he's out by the Memorial Stone, dress like Obito and hide behind it. Then jump out suddenly, screaming at the top of your lungs. ...There's a good chance he'll kill you for this one. So go hide behind Yamato.
11. Give his phone number to every Kakashi fangirl you can find. Also, tell each and every one of them that Kakashi is lonely and looking for dates.
12. Take his mask while he's sleeping. Seriously, why hasn't anyone in Naruto thought of that yet? Also, while you're already in his house, steal all the other masks you can possibly find. Chances are, he probably has more hidden somewhere where you won't find them, but it'll still probably annoy him. XD
13. Do anything necessary to keep him from reading Icha Icha – Hit him with things, pop bubble wrap near him, dump water over his head, snatch the book out of his hands, giggle evilly, glomp him, climb on him in piggy back position, play with cubes of Jello, chatter non-stop to distract him from reading, sneeze on him, throw things as him, flirt with him, breakdance near him...
14. Follow him everywhere he goes, carrying a Haku plushie or two with you, and ask him why he killed Haku. How could he be so heartless? Constantly reprimand him for this.
15. Leave TONS of messages on his phone telling him how every single new Icha Icha book is going to end. (You could either bribe Jiraiya into telling you the endings, or just make something up.)
16. Give Naruto, Lee, and Gai lots and lots of sugary things and caffeine. Then tell them it's Kakashi's birthday.
17. Declare yourself his #1 fangirl and follow him around, swooning over everything he does and praising him for everything. Cling to him constantly. If this backfires and he ends up liking it, leave him for Gai.
18. When he's reading, lean over his shoulder and say "Whatcha dooooooin'?" and read along with him, occasionally reading things out loud and asking retarded questions.
19. Run crying to Iruka every time Kakashi gets mad at you for any of these things, telling him that Kakashi hit you for no reason. When Kakashi tries to explain what you did, look as innocent and adorable as possible and deny everything.
20. Use the transformation jutsu to turn into Kakashi. Then go and profess your love to Sakura. (Or anyone, really, Sakura was the first girl that came to mind.)
21. Tell him that Jiraiya is cancelling the Icha Icha series. He will not be writing any more and the stores will no longer be selling them. (Bonus points if you transform into Jiraiya to tell him)
22. Start wearing your headband like his. Then start wearing a mask like his. Keep doing this until you're dressing exactly like him, and start acting like him too. Keep that up until you're mimicking every single thing he does. (Bonus points if you make a ton of shadow clones and have all of them copy him too.)
23. Write fanfictions about him falling in love with every girl (and maybe a few guys) in the village. Insist to the point of tears that he read every single one of them.
24. Run in circles around him... Around and around and around and around and around... As long as you can before he either physically forces you to stop in some way, or you collapse from dizziness/exhaustion. If he forces you, cry and scream and flail around. If you collapse, cry and beg him to hold you.
25. When he's talking you, just start laughing for no reason. Apologize, but lose control and start laughing again. Never give him any reason for why you're laughing.
26. Beg him to summon his ninja dogs so you can pet them. If he gives in, say you wanted pwettier doggies, and throw a fit about it. Run away crying. Then go find him the next day and do it again.
27. Insist on holding his hand whenever you're with him. If he won't let you, hold on to his arm, or cling to his waist. Also, constantly bury your face in his shoulder. :)
28. When he's sleeping, sneak up to his window and put a CD player right next to it, and turn on some loud, annoying song at full blast. (Might annoy some neighbors with that, too! Consider that a bonus!)
29. Go tell Iruka or the Hokage that Kakashi let you read his Icha Icha books with him. And that he winked at you and you're "scawed, Mwister Iwuka/Hokagwe."
30. "Sneak up" on him, singing the mission impossible theme as loud as you can. Act completely astonished when he sees you.
31. Put ramen cups EVERYWHERE in his house. Doesn't matter if they still have ramen in them or not. In fact, fill some of them with things like rotting eggs/meat. Blame it on Naruto.
32. Ask him if he likes waffles. Disagree with whatever he says, and if he doesn't answer, hit him. Then ask him if he likes pancakes. Keep doing this with as many different things as you can think of.
33. Attempt to use "A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!" on him. If you succeed laugh hysterically.
34. Tell him that his mask makes him look stupid. Ask him how he can breathe with it, how he eats... However many stupid questions you can come up with.
35. Hide in his room somewhere until he goes to bed. Then sneak over to him and start crying, "I had a bad dream, can I sleep with you?" If he gives in and lets you, cling to him so hard he can't breathe all night.
36. Pour milk on his head. (Heh heh...Moo.)
37. Throw a brick through one of his windows at 2 in the morning (Or some other very, very late time when he's probably asleep) every night until you've broken every window in his house. Whenever he gets the windows replaced, break them again.
38. Stare at him, wide-eyed, and gasp every time he blinks. If he asks you to stop, just stare at him blankly like you don't understand what he's saying, and continue what you were doing.
39. Sit quietly with him for a while, maybe reading a book of your own, just behaving and not doing anything annoying. After a while when he sort of lets his guard down a little (By this point it'll be almost impossible to get him to drop his guard)... slice off a decent-sized chunk of his hair and run for your life. (You could probably sell that on ebay later!)
40. Steal his headband and make a slash through it, Akatsuki-style. Tell everyone Kakashi is planning on leaving the village to join Akatsuki. Tell Sasuke he's doing this in order to spend more time with his best buddy, Itachi.
41. Wait in a tree and when Kakashi comes by fall out of the tree. Say," I was trying to fly, but it looks like fate wanted me to land on you."
42. Then move closer to him so your noses are almost touching and tell him," We are destined to annoy each other till the end of time." And then smile sweetly.
43. Go up to him, get his attention, smile sweetly for a few seconds and then in a very annoying three-year-old voice say,"Hi.", hug him and RUN.
44. Be later than him.
45. …and then make up worse excuses.
46. Be constantly wearing cool sunglasses when he's around, and whenever he says the word "it", whip them off and glare.
46. Remember all his excuses (by writing them in a little book with the date) and then prove them wrong by stating in a French accent what it was, and when he'd used it and then whipping off the sunglasses from 45, use a Australian accent and tell him his excuses aren't up to par.
47. Whenever he calls you, or comes over to talk to you, state in a bored tone,"Alright, state your name and your power." If he says anything, whack his forehead with a spatula. Finally, when he's quiet, say,"I am the Waffler! I will destroy you with my Spatu-sword!"
48. Proceed to chase after him with the spatula.
49. Make s'mores at his doorway without giving him any.
50. Tell him you're using his Icha Icha collection as fuel for the fire.
51. Record him throwing kunai and shuriken at you.
52. Show it to Iruka and start crying, saying that it was relationship or child abuse.
53. Ask him his REAL age over and over again even though he's already told you.
54. When he gives up, say in a German accent," That's far too young for a man with THAT MUCH grey hair…"
55. …and then try to comb your fingers through his hair.
56. Dress up as a clown and stalk him.
57. Act like his mother, with an English accent.
58. Tell Gai Kakashi just challenged him to a race around the world in 24 hours, wearing nothing but loincloths.
59. Hide under his bed.
60. …Wearing sparkly, glow-in-the-dark plastic fangs (Don't forget your sunglasses) and pop out from under the bed singing 'Accidentally In Love' (Counting Crows) and strike the good guy pose in front of him while he's trying to sleep at night. Bonus points if you return the next nights and start singing other songs like "Best Friend" "Boom Boom Boom" "Surfin USA" "Mr. Tambourine Man" "I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts" "I'm A Believer".
61. One word: Carmelldansen.
62. Burn his Icha Icha collection in a bonfire in his kitchen and dance around it chanting, "boom shaka laka laka, boom shaka laka laka" wearing war-paint.
63. Bribe Jiraiya to tell him he's stopped the Icha Icha series as he is about to become a monk.
64. Mess with the mission schedule to only give him pathetic C ranked missions.
65. Insist that your name is "Seventh Hokage Yomanmeister the Crown Prince of Worcestersauce" and growl at him whenever he says your name. Finally, when he says the title, laugh and walk away.
66. Laugh at him for no reason. Hysterically. Rolling on the ground. Choking. So you can't breath. Pointing. At his nose.
67. Repeat every third third word that you say say.
68. Whenever he asks you to stop doing something, say in a slight British accent (see Naruto Abridged 27, Aoi for the best tone) and loudly,"NEVAH!" (not Ahnold Schwarzenegger, but a somewhat "ah" sounding "er").
69. Stare at him.
70. …when he asks you why you're staring, smile creepily and walk away muttering a random string of numbers and letters and a few random words (like apple, or dog, or review or mutated, or Cool Hwip) and giggling quietly.
71. Call him Mr. Mutated Pineapple Head.
72. End each of your sentences when speaking with him with "My minion".
73. …Or "but who cares."
74. …switch between these two, or whichever one you consider will give best effect.
75. Draw him a picture of chibi you and chibi him hugging. Force him to put it on his fridge.
76. Put him on a blind date with a sugar-high Anko.
77. In public, loudly declare that you are pregnant with his child. Even if you are male.
78. Use hair gel to slick back his hair, and steal his hitaie-ate.
79. … and then tell him exactly how much he looks like Hidan.
80. …and then tell Shikamaru that Hidan's "just that way!" *pointing at Kakashi's distant head*.
81. Constantly be sitting on him.
82. Challenge him to a fight. When he agrees, turn up three hours late and drunk with Jiraiya and Yamato carrying you and dumping you to the ground.
82. Talk extremely fast and when he asks you to slow down, slur all your words together and go extremely slow," …"
83. Call him Batman.
84. Force him to watch the 4 Kids version of Onepiece and Inuyasha filler AT THE SAME TIME!
85. Tie Kakashi up, take off all of his clothes minus his boxers, wrap him in duct tape except for his head, and proceed to poke him until he confesses his undying love for you.
86. Videotape this and then put it on Youtube.
87. Wink at him flirtatiously and wave.
88. Punch him HARD in the arm and say,"Mosquito." Every three minutes.
89. Steal his clothes and sell them on eBay for Onepiece merchandise.
90. Lock him and a fangirl in a closet together.
91. Handcuff him to you.
92. Handcuff him to Tsunade.
93. Handcuff him to a wall.
94. Insist that you know his favorite cereal. It's Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
95. No. Um… Wheaties? Rice Krispies?
96. Burn all of his masks.
97. … Lucky Charms?...
98. Say that Yamato is SO much cooler than him.
99. Sing Lady Gaga to him. All night long.
100. Hug him and say that "Have you indeed a mind of strong, Anakin." Like Yoda.
101. Extra points if you then refer to Rin as Padme and Obito as Obito-wan.
AND THAT'S HOW TO ANNOY OUR WONDERFUL KAKASHI-KUN! Poor 'Kashi… *hugs plushie*
We'll show our examples and the next list shall be…. HOW TO ANNOY SASUKE! Dun dun dun…
