Hi! Please go easy on me this is my first FanFic, I just uploaded this chapter and if anyone likes it, I will write more!

Here is the YouTube video this story is based off of

/watch?v=eDBPTySQd6E

Disclaimer: All the characters belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer, execept for myself, my cousin, and Morgan. We own ourselves. The prank ideas belong to barbrafl.

Ashley was visiting her cousin Alexis in Seattle for a week. They wanted to do something special during her visit from Texas.

"I'm bored" Ashley complained while flipping through channels on the TV.

"Do you want to watch The Notebook?" Alexis asked looking up from texting on her phone.

"Hale no, when I have PMS romance and I do not mix" Ashley explained.

"Well then what do you want to do then" She threw her phone on the couch and glared at Ashley.

"I don't know!" She whined falling back onto the couch with a huff and throwing her arm over her face. Alexis growled as she stood up and stalked to the computer and sat heavily in the chair. She turned on the computer and logged onto YouTube.

"Alexis!" Ashley's voice, muffled by her arm, groaned at her. "I'm bored!" Alexis ignored her as she looked through her Favorites until she came across a certain video.

"Hey Ash?" She called while clicking on the video, "Come here for a sec".

Ashley huffed as she pulled herself up and stomped over to the computer.

"What?" She asked while leaning forward on her arms on the desk.

"Check this video out it is so funny!" Alexis clicked play and put it to full screen.

"100 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black?" Ashley clarified. "Hmm" she tapped her finger to her chin deep in thought as she watched.

"I know what we can do!" Ashley exclaimed suddenly making Alexis jump, she turned and scowled at Ashley's pacing form.

"What do you mean?" She asked clearly irritated with her younger cousin. Ashley stopped pacing and turned towards her with an evil grin on her face. Alexis cringed knowing this was not going to be good.

"Alexis, call Morgan to pick us up, we are going to La Push"

Three hours later in Morgan's Ferrari….

"OK so let me get this straight, you two want to annoy the crap out of Jacob Black, a werewolf, who could, when antagonized, phase into a wolf and rip us to shreds?"

"Yep that's the plan!" Ashley confirmed with a squeal while bouncing in her seat. Morgan rolled her eyes while Alexis shivered nervously.

"Hey! I don't want to do this, it's this one's entire fault" Alexis clarified while pointing at Ashley. Ashley stuck her tongue out at her; Alexis turned around in her seat and glared.

"So how long do you think you guys can keep this up until Jacob gets pissed off?" Morgan asked sarcastically

"Hmm I don't know, but I'm going to be keeping count like number 91 suggests" Ashley said completely ignoring Morgan's sarcastic tone. Alexis gulped as she slid down in her seat, she looked over to Morgan.

"Please tell me you're doing this with us?" She pleaded, Morgan made a face,

"No! I like having all my ligaments intact thank you very much!" Morgan exclaimed incredulously as to why her best friend would agree to do this madness with her younger cousin. Alexis bulged her eyes and stuck out her lower lip.

"Pwease?" She asked again, Morgan grimaced as she tried to ignore her, but then Ashley joined in with her.

"Pretty, pretty, pwease?" She asked.

Morgan huffed "Fine, I'll help you two!" She exclaimed, Alexis sighed with relief while Ashley bounced in the backseat clapping her hands.

Another three hours later in their hotel room in Forks, Washington.

"So! Back to business" Ashley pulled out a clipboard and a pen flopping onto one of the beds in the room. "I wrote down 15 steps from the video, since I know we're too lazy to do 100."

"True dat, true dat" Alexis agreed while Morgan nodded her head with her lips pursed.

"All we have to do is follow the list." Ashley explained as Alexis and Morgan listened intently.

"We'll take turns, so" Ashley waved her finger around and pointed it at Alexis "You will start us off!" Ashley exclaimed, Alexis paled

"No No NO! I don't want anything to do with this! Why should I go first?" Alexis exclaimed terrified. Ashley rolled her eyes.

"No you ARE doing it!" She exclaimed getting up from the bed getting into her face.

"Am not!" Alexis challenged

"Are too!" Ashley shot back

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Not!"

"Too!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"AM NO-"

"FINE! I'll do it!" Morgan exclaimed as both girls whipped their heads around to Morgan.

"I'll do the first one, then it's Ashley's turn then it's your turn alright?" Morgan exclaimed throwing her hands in the air. Alexis and Ashley both nodded simultaneously with shocked expressions on their faces. Ashley who recovered first walked back over to the bed and picked up the clipboard.

"Okay then Morgan you will start us off!" Ashley smiled hugely as Morgan cringed; Alexis silently made her way to her suitcase and started unpacking her things.

"All you have to do is go down to La Push, find Jacob and start the first prank. And the first one is 1. Whenever he tries to talk, howl at the top of your lungs." Alexis busted out laughing as she held one of her Team Switzerland shirts to her chest, she collapsed on the bed. Morgan raised one of her eyebrows at her while Ashley rolled her eyes.

"So that's all I have to do?" Morgan asked

"Yep! But don't worry-"she hit Morgan in the arm with the clipboard. "-There is more to come!" she wiggled her eyebrows backing away slowly laughing like a manic, her arms open wide, as she stepped into the closet, closing the door slowly. Alexis and Morgan looked at each other.

"What…in the freakin' name of Hale?"

Yet ANOTHER three hours later, La Push reservation, Black residence.

Morgan pulled into the Black's driveway; she put her Ferrari in park and turned the car off. She leaned her head onto the wheel and took deep breaths, gripping the wheel until her knuckles turned white.

"OK Morgan get a grip, you can do this…" She slowly looked back up and took another deep breath.

Opening the car door she stepped out of the car. Her stiletto heels sunk into the dirt, as she walked in the light drizzle. She put her game face on as she approached the front door. She placed a hand on her chest and took a big gulping breath then knocked on the door. She heard movement inside and stiffened. Like in a horror movie the door-knob seemed to slowly turn and was tugged on revealing, Billy Black. He looked at her weird (since she was wearing booty-booty shorts, a too small, bite me t-shirt, and stilettos.) but then looked her up and down, a perverted smirk on his face. Pedophile.

"Can I help you" He drawled more focused on her breasts then her face. She cleared her throat rather loudly and he jumped. Morgan raised her eyebrow.

"Yes, is Jacob home?" She purposely ground out his name, Senior Pedo's face fell.

"He is-"He turned his head back and yelled into the small house "Jacob! Some prostitute is here to see you!"

Morgan placed her hands on her hips as Billy smirked, before wheeling his nasty self away. Morgan waited anxiously as Jacob appeared in the doorway in all his smexy-glory. Of course he was shirtless, wearing cut-offs and his shaggy hair messy, and he had some very yummy stubble. Morgan licked her lips as she stared at him; he wore a very confused and cautious look on his face. Then it quickly turned to disgust when drool dripped down her chin. She snapped out of her trance and wiped furiously at her chin. She fluffed her hair, and then reached into her purse pulling out a mirror and her lipstick, reapplying it, as Jacob watched very annoyed. She rubbed her lips together then smacked them making kissing noises. She turned back to Jacob with a seductive grin on her face.

"Why hello there Mr. Black" She drawled out attempting to be sexy. He raised an eyebrow and stared at her, then slowly started closing the door.

"Wait wait!" Morgan ripped the door wide open again, heaving furiously like a manic. Jacob looked alarmed.

"I…uh…you see…-" She struggled for an explanation to why she was here in the first place. "-Bella sent me!" His face perked up at the sound of the slut's name, God I hate her.

"Bella sent you here?" He asked a little too excited "Did she send you to tell me that she chooses me over the gay, over-dramatic, brooding, leech?" He started jumping up in down in glee, clapping his hands in a gay like fashion. But he still managed to look sexy.

"Uh No" His face fell as he stopped bouncing and he did a very good impersonation of a kicked, puppy.

"I'm uh…Bella's cousin! Yeah…" Morgan scratched the back of her neck as she fabricated her lie. "Charlie asked your dad if I could crash here for a couple weeks with some friends of mine, girls gotta get out of the ghetto some time!" Whoo almost blew my cover. Jacob looked at her weird for a second then shrugged.

"Whatever…" he turned back into the house leaving the door open for Morgan to come in.

"Yes!" She hissed to herself as she walked into the Black household. Jacob was lounging across the couch, his hand buried in a bag of potato chips he was staring intently at the TV screen. Show time… she practically skipped over to the couch, standing in front of the TV. He slowly looked up at her with an annoyed look on his face.

"Can I-"He started,

"AWHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Morgan howled at the top of her lungs, Jacob looked at her like she was an asylum escapee.

"What the-"

"AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !" She shrieked cutting him off again. His face dropped into a scowl as he sat up on the couch; yet again he tried to say something.

"Seriously you pysch-"

"AWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" She was cut off by Jacob springing off the couch, throwing the potato chip bag on the floor with pure rage on his face. His hands shook and he gritted his teeth glowering intensely at Morgan. Before he could do anything else, she bolted out the door. She ran all the way down the now muddy driveway, since it was pouring cats and dogs. Her stiletto heel sunk into the mud, making her going spiraling forwards wiping out on her face. She laid there for a moment trying to figure out what just happened. She slowly pushed herself off the ground; spitting mud from her mouth gagging. She pulled her stupid, stiletto out of the mud and bolted again to the car.

Once in the car she turned the ignition and peeled out of the driveway, she drove until she was off the reservation. She pulled to the side of the road and picked the stupid clipboard off the passenger seat and checked off her deed.

"This is going to be a long two weeks" she slammed her head against the headrest and groaned.