Not recommended for Sasuke Fangirls...

SINCE it's December me and my buds Mers and Harley have decided to spread the Christmas Sprit by making songs like you know Rudolph the Reindeer, Jingle bell and all that junk...

Only the twist is that they are all NARUTO STYLE!!!!

THIS ONE IS HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED FOR SASUKE- FANGIRLS!

"Orochimaru-sama what did you get Sasuke-kun for Christmas?" asks Kabuto.

" I kidnapped some of his little friends from Konoha to sing for him" Orochimaru says smiling.

5 HOURS LATER...

"Where are you two taking me?!" Sasuke says.

"To your present of course, Sasuke-kun!" says Kabuto shoving Sasuke onto a chair. Sasuke watches the curtains raise to see a beautiful pink haired girl

"OW THAT FRICKIN' HURT YA KNOW!" screamed the girl as she was shoved to the microphone.

"Sing..." hisses Orochimaru.

'Sakura?!" Sasuke whispers under his breath.

"Oh you want me to sing I'll sing alright!" Sakura says.

"Sasuke the red-eyed idiot

Had a very shiny eye

And if you ever saw it

You should just say good-bye!

All the other ninjas still laugh and call him names

They won't let poor Sasuke play any of their ninja games!

Then one frosty Halloween Itachi came to say

'Sasuke with your eyes so bright won't you kill me from my lights!'

Then all the ninjas jumped and shouted out 'we're free!'

Sasuke the red-eyed idiot you'll go down in misery!"

Me: XD DON'T WORRY THERE'S MORE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

BLOOPERS:

Shot one...

"Orochimaru-sama what did you get Sasuke-kun for Christmas?" asks Kabuto.

"Oh I got him a leather g-string to go with that little torture whip thingy!" says Orochimaru sitting in his thinking chair (A/N: Familiar anyone?)

"umm...Oro-kun we're filming..." Kabuto says.

Shot two...

"OW THAT FRICKIN' HURT YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yells falling off the stage face first into Sasuke's lap, where the sun never shines.

5 MINUTES LATER...

"DAMN IT SASUKE STOP PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN BEFORE I KILL YOU!"

NEXT CHAPTER...

SNEAK PEEKS...

JINGLE BELLS (akatusuki version)

(Itachi) What am I doing here?

(Kisame) Wow this sushi stuff is kinda good!

(Sasori) I'M A LITTLE TEA POT!

(Tobi) TOBI A BAD BOY

(Daiadara) I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!

(Akatusuki leader) I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD!