This happened between me and my cousin on a road trip, we strange people. And Magnus's quote is from my pa.
"URRRGGGAAABBBUUURRRRGGGAAAA!"
"Some potion…MBAT!"
A loud female laugh echoed through the base, "Stop tickling my aura!" the blue Autobot was hardly able to speak as her human friend ticked the air by her abdomen.
"OOGABOOGA!" The Japanese teen with pink streaks in her black hair shouted through her giggling.
"There's a people! What do I do? There's a People in the road!" Arcee giggled and slapped the ground she was sitting on.
"I will never live that one down, will I?"Miko rolled on the ground, laughing as hard as she could, then she ticked the air.
"HEEHEEHEEHAAHOO!" the femme's laugh roared as a tear slipped from her face.
"Um…?" Ultra Magnus stood in the doorway blinking in utter shock.
"We went on a drive!" Miko managed to say.
"There's a people in the road!" Arcee giggled, still not noticing her leader standing in front of her with a smile on his lips and a laugh that escaped from his eyes.
"I want to know this one." He held back a laugh as realization dawned upon Arcee's face.
"Sir?" she scrambled up and imeditly stumbled over backwards, she was gently caught in his palm.
"Sit down." His hand forced her to sit.
"What about this one do you wanna know?" Miko giggled.
"Start at the beginning?" a laugh threatened to come out as Ultra Magnus spoke, the two were still venting hard and giggling, and it all was rather adorable.
"Well, Arcee let me drive, and I jumped on her and said 'Ooga' then she said 'Urgaburga' and then I said 'oogabuooga' and she said 'URRRGGGAAABBBUUUURRRGGGGAAAA' and a few weeks ago I went to tickle her and she started laughing before I touched her and she said it was her aura and then there were people in the road and it was dark and I couldn't see them and there was a big truck behind us but he turned off an the next road and I said 'there's a people in the road' and we went to fair last month and Serra showed me her sheep and my mom used to make me take Elderberry Extract when I was little and she would say 'take some potion in a witch voice'!" Magnus was certain she had said all of that in a single breath, and then the two were laughing so hard that her could not make out anything else. Femmes are the strangest things I have ever met, first they're sad, and then they start laughing at the weirdest things! No one can understand a word they're saying. And then they say mechs are the odd ones. Ultra Magnus looked down at the femme, whom had stopped giggling, then they looked at each other and it all started again.
There was a sound that boomed like a peel of thunder as the second-in-command laughed with them, they laughed for a long time, poking at each other until all three of them were laughing so hard that they were crying, Arcee was certain she had broke a gasket.
"We probably should go." Ultra Magnus became serious abruptly, "And don't say a word, to everybody else, I don't laugh."
The femmes giggled and vented heavily.
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Optimus slowly drove into the base, he had just finished a wonderfully relaxing evening drive, save for one part of it. "Ultra Magnus, where's Miko?"
The gigantic blue bot smiled. "Behind you, Sir."
The Prime turned with a twinkle in his eye, "There's a people in the road!"
"That was you?" the little girl's eyes widened.
Arcee began laughing, Optimus smiled with his mouth wide open.
