20 things not to do in revolutionary France

1) don't get shot.

2) don't let your friends get shot.

3) don't stalk random girls you love.

4) don't buy children of drunkern idiots.

5) don't let your gunpowder get wet.

6) when someone is dieing don't watch them sing. Help them.

7) don't become a prostitute you will die. *cough* Fantine *cough*.

8) learn to fight before starting a revolution.

9) don't put food on the empty tables or sit on the empty chairs.

10) don't die.

11) don't break into people's houses to steal bread.

12) don't climb barricades.

13) don't threaten to blow barricades. up. Naming no names, Marius.

14) don't jump into the river.

15) don't go to the thenardiers pub.

16) don't fall in love with strangers.

17) don't fall in love with your pals.

18) don't look 'em in the eye.

19) don't steal of people in sewers.

20) don't start a revolution.

A/N first time. Written with my older sister. Please don't flame me. Helpful criticism is welcome. Thanks for reading. Please review