A/N: I didn't mean to copy morrigan's work, the following was just inspired by it. If morrigan requests, I will take this piece down. Also, I don't own the Harry Potter. If I did, I wouldn't be writing crappy fanfic.

Slytherins have all the fun,
We don't always play by the rules,
but, hey, we get the job done,
with the bare minimum of duels.

What about other houses?
Let's face it, they mostly drool.
Hufflepuff house is full of dorks
and Ravenclaws are tools.

What about dear Gryffindor?
Well, they're 'courageous' fools.
Their stupid deeds don't promise much
for the safety of the family jewels.

And their shiny, massive sword
is famed across the nation.
We ask you, kindly though,
how's that for compensation?

Now let's revisit Hufflepuff whose
strong point isn't worth any real elation
'cause the trait of 'loyalty'
is found in many a configuration.

Of course, there are the Ravenclaws,
who'll correct many an exclamation,
with a who's who and what's what,
don't even try your incantation.

So in the end, Slytherin
is sexier by far.
If you say we aren't, we don't care.
Thus we bid you au revoir.