Scream 2 – The Alternate Version

Stab Sneak Preview

It's the evening. A sneak preview of "Stab" rated R is playing. A line has formed around the block to see this movie based on the Woodsboro murders. Guys and girls mostly college students are in line. This would include Maureen Evans and her boyfriend Phil Stevens.

"I hate scary movies." Maureen complains. "I should be home studying. You know I have a bio exam."

"Did I mention that these tickets were free?" Phil asked.

"Sandra Bullock is playing right down street. If we hurry we can catch it." Maureen said.

"Anybody wanna pay some 7.50 see some Sandra Bullock shit. Unless she's naked." Phil said.

"Oh, but you will sit through a movie called Stab?" Maureen asked.

"It's an adrenaline Maureen. It's good to be scared. It's primal, you know what I'm saying." Phil said.

"No, I'll tell you what it is. It's a dumb ass white movie about some dumb ass white girl getting their white asses cut the fuck up." Maureen said. Phil smirked. "ok."

"I suppose Sandra is Mrs. Ethnicity?" Phil asked her.

"No, I'm just saying that the horror genre is historical for excluding the African American element." Maureen said to him.

"Now where do you get your P.H.D. in black cinema sister soldier?" Phil asked her.

"Listen, I read my entertainment weekly. I know my shit." Maureen said.

"Yeah Maureen, I read my black beat too homey. Tonight we're gonna have an all black movie, black wardrobe, black cast, Black eye peas. Black cats if you give me on." Phil joked.

"Hi, here you go." The theatre usher said.

"What's this?" Maureen asked.

"Stab souvenirs. The studio sent them." The theatre usher said.

"And it's white! Thank you." Maureen said to the usher. She and Phil move towards the theatre in which Stab is playing.

STAB Movie begins as PHIL and MAUREEN make their way to their seats while the song "Red Right Hand" plays in the background as the movie begins. A young girl with blonde hair named Casey walks into the bathroom during a thunderstorm as she gets ready to take a shower.

"Take it off!" Man in theatre yells.

"Now, why does she gotta be naked? What does that have to do with the plot, her being butt ass naked?" Maureen.

"I know about the plot, but I gotta stiffie." Phil said half joking.

"You better loosen up that wrist." Maureen retorted.

Back to stab, a phone rings as Casey looks back and dresses back up to answer the phone. The men in the theatre grumble in disappointment.

"Hello?" Casey in the Stab movie asks.

"Hello?" Voice in the Stab movie asks.

"Who is this?" Casey the Stab asks.

"You tell me." Voice in the Stab movie says.

"No, really who is this?" Casey In the Stab movie asks.

"Bitch hang the phone up and *69 his ass! DAMN!" Maureen yelled.

"Look out back, see your boyfriend anywhere?" Voice in the Stab movie asks.

"I don't even have a boyfriend." Casey in the Stab movie said.

"Would you like one?" Voice in the Stab movie asks.

"Damn, give me some money, I'm gonna get some popcorn." Maureen ordered.

"You got money." Phil told her being cheap.

"I know I got money, I asked for your money." Maureen told him.

"Cheap ass." Phil said digging in his pockets then handing Maureen some money.

"Thank you." Maureen said as she got up and headed out of the theatre making her way over to the concession stand. A scream from someone in the theatre makes her jump.

"Hey, come on!" Girl one asks.

"I know, I was so scared!" Girl two said.

"Hey, we're sold out." A Theatre Usher says.

"Oh cool." Came the voice of theatre usher 2.

"Hello." Concession Worker said politely.

"Hi, I'll have a medium popcorn, no butter, and a small diet pepsi." Maureen ordered.

"You go it." Said the concession worker.

"Thanks." Maureen said as she patiently awaited for her food.

"That's it, I'm not going back in there." Said girl one.

"Come on you chicken shit, it's just a movie." Girl two said.

"No, it's not just a movie, it's a true story. All of these kids got killed a couple of years ago in California." Girl one explained to her ditsy friend.

Maureen takes her and heads back to the theatre.

"AHHHH!" Came a male's voice.

"Stab you man! AHHHHH!" Came the voice of male two. Maureen saw this scaring her a bit. She continued on towards the theater when… A GHOST-MASKED FIGURE JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND HER.

"Ahhhh!" Phil screamed scaring the shit out of his girlfriend.

"Ahhhh!" Maureen screamed. Phil removes the mask laughing. "You ass!."

"Sorry baby." Phil said continued to chuckle.

"Why are you playing?" Maureen asked him. She was clearly pissed off.

"What's wrong? Why are you so tense?" Phil asked her.

"I don't like being scared. I don't like that." Maureen explained.

"Ok, besides, scary movies are great for foreplay." Phil told her pulling her into him.

"What?" She asked him. Phil sighs deeply.

"Come on, let's go catch the Sandra Bullock movie." Phil said.

"No, Sandra started already, we can stay, Alright, well just don't play so much." Maureen said to him.

"Gotta go to the bathroom." Phil said to her.

"Ok." Maureen said.

"See ya inside." Phil said making his way towards the bathroom. Maureen sighed before heading.

Maureen walks back into the theater where onscreen in STAB, a chair comes crashing through a window as Casey runs for her life. While, Maureen sits down and puts her jacket on.

Phil enters the restroom. He stands patiently as two men dressed in Ghost face costumes are using the urinals. Phil decides to use one of the stalls. He bangs on the first one to realize it's occupied.

"Sorry." Phil said. Phil sees that the second stall is unoccupied and decides to use it.

Suddenly, Phil hears a strange noise coming from the first stall and decides to listen in as he laughs since it seems to be a couple in the stall.

VOICE FROM STALL

No, I didn't mean to, I swear. Oh mommy, mommy! Oh Oh!

Phil places his ear up to the bathroom stall wall.

VOICE FROM STALL

Listen mommy! Listen mommy! Listen mommy!

Suddenly, a thrust of a knife from the killer in the next stall, goes through the wall, stabbing Phil severly in the head as blood comes from his mouth and Phil falls to the floor, dead. The killer exits the stall quietly as Phil lies dead in a pool of blood.

Meanwhile, back onscreen, Casey jumps over a wall as she ducks in the back.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Don't do that!" Maureen said as if she was telling the movie version of Casey Becker on screen what to do. "Move, go go!"

The killer dressed in Phil's jacket seats himself next to Maureen.

"Baby, give it up." Maureen said to him. "You're back just in time. It looks like she's gonna get it. Want some popcorn?" She asks as the real ghost face shakes its head. "Now, see if that was me, I'd be out of there."

Onscreen in STAB, the killer jumps out of a window onto Casey as she gets up and runs as fast she can, as the killer grabs her from behind.

"Here it comes! Here it comes!" Maureen shouts as she hides her face.

MAUREEN hides her face into "Phil" as onscreen, the killer stabs Casey in the chest as Casey falls screaming. MAUREEN looks up at the screen and looks at her hand, and realizes it's full of blood as she looks at "Phil" in wonder. Suddenly, the killer pulls out the knife as MAUREEN looks in terror. "Ahhhhhhh!

The killer stabs Maureen in the stomach as she gets up and walks to the aisle. Back onscreen, the killer is stabbing Casey repeatedly. As Maureen walks in the aisle, the killer comes behind her and begins stabbing her six more times as Maureen walks up to the screen.

The audience cheers in delight, thinking Maureen is part of a publicity stunt for STAB. Maureen flails her arms in the arm and looks around, as the theatre begins to realize it's real. Maureen flails back and then falls dead.

To Be Continued!