"OmyJeevas! What are you doing here my luv?" I squealed as I saw Matt sitting on his couch playing Pokemon.
"Ummm, I live here, the true question is-
"To be or not to be, that is the question!" I quoted sitting next to him and eating some popcorn from the bowl in his lap.
"Ummm. . ." he said eyeing me suspiciously.
"Hey, meh has a great idea! You should give me yours and Mello's e-mails luv!" I said hopping into his lap and spilling the popcorn.
"Yeah, no! Listen I have no clue who you are so get off my lap and get out of my apartment. . . please" he asked. I giggled at his lame attempt to remove me.
"Well why would I leave my luv?" I asked getting in his face. He leaned away and turned his attention back to his game.
"Will you get out and I'm not your love!" he yelled trying to get me off his lap.
"Of course you're not my love! You're my luv!" I said wrapping my arms around his neck and hugging him as he attempts pushing me away.
"Is. . .there a difference?" he said, succeeding to push me away. I landed on the floor with an oomph! I sighed and sat down next to him.
"Of course there's a difference luv! You are my luv spelt L.U.V. because Mello is my love spelt L.O.V.E but the best of my loves is Near all grown up! He is my luve spelt L.U.V.E."
"I'm gonna pretend I know what you just said." He scoffed. I glared at him till I heard a door shut.
"Hey Matt, I was wondering, do we have any OJ left?" Mello wondered walking into the room rubbing the back of his head like he was just hit. I squealed with joy.
"Mello Yellow!!! Where did you come from?" I asked eagerly standing up.. he looked at me like I was some sort of alien.
"Ummm, oi, Matt, did you make a new friend today?" he asked looking at Matt.
"Nope, she broke in and won't shut up or leave."
"Who the hell are you?" Mello growled.
"Well, clearly I'm not welcome here!" I said stiffly. Suddenly a tear went down my cheek and I broke down. "Dammed!!! All I see you as is MattxMello because of yaoi!!!!" and I stormed out of the room.
"Okay, gotta be on drugs." Matt said turning to Mello.
"Yeah right! Probably OD's on Death Note, is some crazed fan girl, and like to watch our yaoi!" Mello said sighing.
"More or less likely." Matt said turning to back to his game. I heard this conversation, amazed at how Mello could guess me so well. I walked back in and fumbled for words.
"Yeah I forgot my phone… Matt, can I have your guys' e-mails?" I said much more calmly.
"Umm, I don't really care. Mine is This_Wammy_boy_is_ and Mello's is, Ummm well his is," he stopped and looked at me funny then smiled. Propert_of_." I looked at him and he smiled. At first I stood like a stupid idiot, then rolling my eyes, I went over to their laptop, logged in my yahoo and added them. Logging on to each of theirs I added myself.
"H-how did you log onto ours?!" Mello asked astonished.
"Ummm, I have stalker problems." I admitted before logging off and leaving. "Good-bye my luv and my love!" I said doing a dramatic wave before leaving them alone standing in their doorway. "Crazy stalker that I am." I said to myself smiling.
