Disclaimer: I do not own Southpark Cartman/Butters if you squint.
It started at the dollar store he was in there just looking around when he spotted them, plastic vampire teeth left over from Halloween, and instantly he was brought back to 4th grade and his stupidity at thinking he was a real vampire.
Out of nostalgia he purchased the fake teeth with little embarrassment from the cashiers questioning look. He quickly left the shop and went home, he called out for his parents but received no answer for that he was grateful. He would hate to be trying on his new teeth and have one of them walk in on him and think he was having a relapse of his vampire episode and grounding him for it. He quickly went to his room not bothering to close his bedroom door.
He went to his dresser and dumped the packet of plastic fangs on to it, as he was struggling unsuccessfully to open the packet he didn't hear the footsteps up the stairway.
"You're not gonna give me a hickey again are you?" a rough voice asked.
Butters, startled, jumped a foot in the air ripping open the packet and fanged teeth flying everywhere. He twirled around with a red face to see Cartman leaning in his doorway with a smug look on his face.
"W-w-what!" Butters squeaked out while stepping forward only to slip on one of the plastic teeth. He landed on his butt and Cartman burst out laughing.
"Owww-It's not funny." Butters whined from the floor and tossed a couple of plastic teeth at Cartman's head. Cartman, while trying to hold in his snickers, caught a pair and walked over to Butters and kneeled in front of him. Cartman held the teeth in front of Butters face and said.
"Open." Butters opened his mouth and Cartman placed the vampire teeth in his mouth and closed it. Butters just sat there unsure of what to do besides be embarrassed about the whole situation. Then he smiled as an idea popped in to his head, he looked up at Cartman and hissed. Cartman stared at him then ducked his head down in laughter and muttering about how frickin' queer Butters is. Butters all the while smiling at the fact he could make Cartman laugh even at his own expense.
"Hey," Cartman said picking up a pair of teeth and stuffing them in his mouth "you wanna go scare old people?"
