Yo It's Nat. If you find random n4mbers throughout this, it's because my laptop hates me and...its hard to explain!
England: Get on with it you bloody wanker!
America: C'mon Artie, you shouldn't be mean to a girl!
England: She's a girl?
ADHDnutcase: (smacks with a frying pan) DO THE DAMN DISCLAMER!
England: AN does not own Hetalia, which you should be glad of. Then me and Alfred would be in a serious relationship and Gilbert and...what's his face...
AN: MATTHEW!
England: Matthew would never leave the closet.
It was morning and it took all I had in me not to slap the neighbors in the face. They were fighting. AGAIN. Oh crap! I didn't introduce myself yet! My name is Hannah, I'm thirteen years old and deathly afraid of Russians! So I was sitting watching this anime hetalia, and the neighbor dudes were screaming. What's really weird? They all have different accents! Like there was this British guy screaming "GET BACK HERE YOU BLOODY WANKER! ALFRED, I MEAN IT! IF YOU BREAK FLYING MINT BUNNY I WILL KILL YOU!" Pretty weird...not that I'm normal but I'm more normal than that...
Someone knocked on the door, so naturally I went to go open it. When I did there was an angry looking German, an indifferent looking Japanese guy, and a guilty looking Italian.
"I apologize," started the German "but my friend here seems to have thrown our frisbee over the fence."
"Ve~ Sorry!" The Italian looked up. "Hey, you're pretty! My name is Feliciano! You should come over!"
Mr. German guy was very upset for some reason. This may just be my killer instincts but maybe he's jealous...of me!
"Uhhh yeah I'll just go grab that for you!" and when I got back Mr. German guy (I learned his name is Ludwig) invited me over, and who was I to refuse?
We walked across the street to a very big house. It'd have to be with the bajillions of people living there. It was brown with dark brown shutters. The garage had every flag known to man painted on it...it was very strange!
"Well here we are Miss Hannah!"
A very loud noise sounded.
"GIVE ME THAT BACK YOU BLOODY ASS! IF YOU TOUCH MY UNICORN I WILL CASTRATE YOU! WITH A SPOOOOOOON!" Some guy with blonde hair and VERY big eyebrows came down and crashed into me.
Sadly, I passed out. I would have LOVED to see the Russian get smacked by the American and the French wacked in the bad place by a Brit.
I FINALLY woke up and everything was all anime-y! doubly weird! But it seemed as though I was IN Hetalia, because I recognised Japan imediatley...
Where will my life go from here?
Sorry that was so short! I need a new laptop and writer's block-b-gone! Might wanna pick up some rapist-b-gone too...
love ADHDnutcase
