My friend and I were bored, and we started joking about this. Enjoy!
The Shortest Story in the World By Alanna the Lioness and Daine Sarrasri
It had been twelve years since Alanna the Lioness had last seen her arch-nemesis, Duke Roger of Conte. Now, She was standing before him, once again, with her husband, George Cooper. Alanna was about to ask Roger who brought him back again when he interrupted her. "Hello, Alanna," he said. "Long time no see. You look lovely tonight. Would you care to join me for dinner?" George could tell that this was a much-more-than-friendly invitation. Then, as Alanna stood gaping at her one time foe, George took ten paces back and threw one of his daggers faster than the eye could see. "You shouldn't have tried that one Bucko," he drawled. Roger never had time to put up his shields. The End.
The Shortest Story in the World By Alanna the Lioness and Daine Sarrasri
It had been twelve years since Alanna the Lioness had last seen her arch-nemesis, Duke Roger of Conte. Now, She was standing before him, once again, with her husband, George Cooper. Alanna was about to ask Roger who brought him back again when he interrupted her. "Hello, Alanna," he said. "Long time no see. You look lovely tonight. Would you care to join me for dinner?" George could tell that this was a much-more-than-friendly invitation. Then, as Alanna stood gaping at her one time foe, George took ten paces back and threw one of his daggers faster than the eye could see. "You shouldn't have tried that one Bucko," he drawled. Roger never had time to put up his shields. The End.
