Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. That wonderful privilege belongs to Jhonen Vasquez, who by the way is a genius! Let us not forget Nickelodeon

Summary: It's a poem I wrote about my obsession with Invader Zim. A few lines make no sense at all, but I guess that's why it's funny!

My Invader Zim Poem Invader zim is the coolest show Believe me people I should know! I'm obsessed and I know it When I talk about it I'm the one everybody wants to hit! Now I guess I'll tell you why Without this show I sure would die! Zim, the green guy If he goes in the rain he will fry! Dib, the paranormal dude There's a poster in zim's house that says "I eat food!" Gaz who plays video games obsessively Annoy her and you will suffer horribly! Gir, the robotic wacko To make him happy, just give him a taco! There you have it Why obsessing over invader zim could be an unhealthy habit!

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