"Class, I think it's time since you seem well over the age to know, that we start going over the reproductive system! Maybe we'll even get to dissect something! Oh well, we'll see in time for not, on with the movie!"

"What's the reproductive system?"

"Seriously their showing us this? Not cool man… he didn't even separate us.."

"Separate us? Why would he separate us?"

"Everything's so symmetrical! It's so amazing! The body is truly extraordinary!"

"Here it shows the insides of the fallopian tubes, the inside helps the egg slowly move down into the uterus. Even though the length of the tube is only about 4 inches long…"

"Wow,"

"Why are they showing us this? It's not like I need to watch it! I'm too awesome for this!"

"I don't know how to deal with this!"

"Not cool, not cool, why do I need to know about the girl parts? It's not like I'll ever have them."

"He's showing us because we need to know! Anyways I'll bet they're gunna show the boys parts any second now…"

"What we are showing you now is a camera actually going from the outside of the penis, through the urethra."

"How would they get the camera there? Injection maybe?"

"Gross! Why did you have to say that? Totally not cool!"

"I really don't know how to deal with this! It's so much to take in! Why would they show us this? I can't deal with this!"

"Shut up, you know you like it ha-ha"

"So symmetrical… so many different parts working together…"

"La la la la la! OOOH! That looks like a giraffe!"

"Pfft… and to think I have to live with people like this…

"Maybe the reason the males body makes so many sperm is because so many become deformed or die before reaching their destination…"

"Seriously? I think I make so many because I'm just awesome!"

"Not cool… not…" *snore*

"So immature…"

"So symmetrical!"

"This is the dance of life, a beautiful yet complicated process…"

"Why are the glowing people dancing…?"

"They are not symmetrical! Arrgh!"

"Huh?"

*10 minutes later*

"As you can see this woman has just finished labor and is going into the birthing process"

"What the…?"

"You can see the crowning of the head…"

AAAH? Whaa- Oh my god!

"eep!"

*teacher smirking in background*

"Not cool that is so disgusting!"

"arrgh! MAKA CHOP!"

"I don't understand… I can't deal with this!" *feint*

"So symmetrical yet so… disgusting!"

"I more mature that the rest of you l- OH MY GODLINESS!"

"Argghh… so immature… aah!"

"Ahahahahaha! eeewww it's hairy!OOH YAY! A BABY!"

"And that is the miracle of life…"

*click*

"Well class I hope you enjoyed that! Any questions you have can wait until tomorrow but for now we go to lunch!"

A.N. I Hope you liked it! I got this idea from science yesterday, it was an actual video they showed (the movie dialogue isn't exact). I hope you can guess whose who; there were 2 I think that weren't anyone in particular. Please read and review! Reviews make me smile and laugh uncontrollably at random moments making my father think i am delusional!