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A/N: this is my first fic, I hope you enjoy it, and please leave constructive criticism!


Boredom.

It was an amazing thing.

Okay, not really, it was just very boring.

Sirius would know he's been bored a lot lately.

"Prongs?" silence "Prongs? Prongsiepoo? Oi James!" "What Pads?" James asked warily. "I'm bored." "So?" "So, make me happy." "I'm busy" "Why?" "Because I have a potions essay to finnish." "Why?" "Because we have to hand it in tomorrow." "Why?" "Say that one more time and i'll hex you." James said, ticked off.

silence.

"Why?" Sirius asked cheekily "Sirius, stop bugging James." Lily said, coming through the portrait hole. "Yeah Sirius, stop bugging James" James said to Sirius. "Why are you bugging him anyway?" Lily asked, sitting on james Lap. Sirius leaned in gesturing for Lily to come closer "Because I'm-" he looked both ways to see if anyone was listening "BORED!" he shouted. "Aahh Padfoot!" shouted James glaring at him.

"Hey Lily?" Sirius asked "Lilypad?" "Don't call me Lilypad!" she said, glaring at him. "What do you want?" "Will you show me that muggle game?" "which one?" "Uh... Stone, parchment, Sheers?" "You mean 'rock, paper, scissors'?" "Yeah thats the one!" "Done with potions!" James declared "What are you guys doing?" "We're playing a game!" Sirius said with much enthusiasm. "what game?" "Rock, paper, scissors." Lily said.

One hour later

"So, this is rock-" Sirius made a fist "-This is paper-" he made his hand flat "- And scissors-" he made little scissors with his hand "-Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper and paper beats rock, right?" he asked a now rather annoyed Lily "Yes" "How does rock beat paper?" James asked. "Paper wraps it up." "How would that stop it?" asked a confused Sirius "It can't see where its going" Lily replied, the first thing she could thing of. "And how do scissors stop paper?" James asked "It cuts it up" lily replied "But then there would be more paper" Sirius pointed out "Its smaller so its easer to beat" Lily replied to that trying to stop herself for screaming at them.

"That games boring" Sirius said. Lily lost it. "I have been sitting here" she started in a deadly calm voice, glaring at Sirius "And you just- AUGH!" she leapt up, grabbed her wand and shot a few hexes at Sirius "AAAA!" Sirius screamed, not very manly, and ran through the portrait hole.

"Hey Lils?" James asked "What?" she said as sat back on his lap. "can you help me with my charms essay?" he asked quickly followed by cowering under Lily's glare "Just thought i'd ask"


THE END