Yo this is my first fanfic and I'm not very good but I hope you enjoy my story and if you have any pointers to make it better I'd love to hear err read it and just so there isn't any confusion Matt does NOT have that damn annoying patch of hair on his chin.
Warning-my characters are ooc
Disclaimer-did Pete shag Matt silly on Shannon and Steve's kitchen counter nope cause I dont own GSH or Charlie or Elijah *emo corner no jutsu*
plot:1 Matt is actually a girl and the guys find out
Did you see that first punch he threw a little on the feminine side said Dave as he was catching his breath WHAT! Matt managed to squeak out indignantly yeah a bit gay chimed in Pete Matt who was on an adrenaline high stood up back ramrod straight tilted her head up stared Pete and Dave in the eye cocked an eyebrow and said of course it was feminine I am a girl after all let me guess you all thought Matt was short for Matthew that said she took a last look at their wide eyed opened mouth expressions, gave an amused smirk and turned around and began to walk off tossing a close your mouth before something flies in over her shoulder hearing her new friends scrambling to catch up and questions of "thats a joke right", "but your a bloke", "you really a bird", and her personal favorite "no way fuckin' prove it" she smiled while laughing softly and thought to herself yeah I think I'm gonna like England.
