We thought of this the same day as 'The Shortest Story in the World.' Funny, no?



The Second Shortest Story in the World By Alanna the Lioness and Daine Sarrasri

It was All-Hallows eve in Tortall, during the Immortal Wars. There was a costume ball at the palace, and Sir Alanna of Olau and Pirates Swoop was going. She attempted to dress as a noble lady, but because of the sword that she was never without these days, her costume was flawed. She had just gotten a new haircut that made her hair as short as it was in her days as a page. As she walked over to King Jonathan.... "Alan, my man!" yelled the king. "What happened to you? I haven't seen you in so long! Since we were pages, I think! That is a cool costume. Are you pretending to be the Lioness?" Alanna patted him one the shoulder and said " Yes Jon. Whatever you say." She walked away shaking her head. The End.