This is my first Hey Arnold story. Please enjoy.

I do not own Hey Arnold for if I did the second movie would have happen.

Ichigo: when are u going to do another chapter for our story?

Shiro: Yeah! I wanna kick that no good son of-

Me: Shiro! No damn spoilers! And no cussing like a stupid twat!

Shiro: WHO YA CALLING A TWAT!

Me: ME! THAT'S WHO!

-dust cloud fighting-

Ichigo: Ummm...on with the story them...you know...she never did answer the question.


Date: Don't know, don't care, don't count on me remembering

Time: Do people really put the time?

Dear Diary (That people will read totally ignoring signs that says not to but does it anyways. Yeah I'm talking to ya, stupid.),

I feel like I fail in life and I think I have. My sister, Olga, has all and brains. She has all of our parents good qualities. Me? Well, I must have all the bad ones. I cant get along with Bob, my father, nor my mother, Merriam. I pick on everyone in my school, though its not my fault! I mean they pick on me everyday since Pre-k! Sure I'm the bully but they're the one who created this mask.

P.s. 118...my stupid school, the home of the freaky stuff. You got your psychos, nerds, rich kids, big mouths and football heads. Crimmany, I hate this place. Our principal is a jerk sometimes, weirdo and other things. My teacher, Mr. Simmons, likes to call everyone special cause they're special in their own special way. Bah! I'll show him frickin' special!-wave old Betsy in the school's direction- Everyone knows each others business and never get along. The only time people do get along is when trying to get rid of someone or they get something out of it. Yeah, we're just peachy in cans when we want something.

Let's see...my classmate, I known the for years. Crimany! Its been six years and I have yet to get away from them. I think the fates are having a field day with this one. I mean, come on! You got all the weirdos and freaks here. Either they're too smart, too dumb, too rich or too poor. My eye twitches with joy for whatever 'special' person might join us in class. The only thing keeping me from changing school is my best friend, Phoebe, and Arnold.

Got to go Ol-ga is here and Bob wants me to sever her majesty. Sometimes I wonder if this is really my family. Whatever, they're the only family that's here in Hillwood so I best be grateful. But then again...is it really worth it?

How troublesome,

Helga G. Pataki


Me: Ha! Done and it pretty good if I do say so myself. (victory sign)

Shiro: Yeah it's pretty...pretty stupid that is.

Me: That's it! It on hollow boy!

Shiro: Bring it, man-women!

-dust cloud fight-

Ichigo(sigh): Well until next time...please rate, review or at least get me out of here!