A/N: So this is my first attempt at writing anything for this site (or anything at all really). I had this idea while reading "Catnip" by FierceosomestDefenestrator, which I highly recommend for any monochrome fans. Go easy on me, because this is bound to be fairly awful, as I'm not really much of a writer usually. I don't really know who's perspective this is gonna be from, so it'll be a bit of a mess while it jumps from no-one in particular to whoever i deem to be the best option, so sorry about that. This is set post Volume 2, pre Volume 3.

TL/DR: I'm a shit writer, no set perspective, post Volume 2, pre Volume 3

Free Perspective

"This is an awful idea" Weiss commented from her position on her bunk.

"I agree with Weiss" Ruby squeaked from the doorway.

"Come on guys, it'll be fun! Just us, JNPR, and a couple bottles bottle of Jack. What could possibly go wrong?" Yang said with a grin.

"I'd be willing to see where this leads" murmured Blake from behind the pages of her current book of choice, "as long as you clean up any mess that ensues from this... endeavor"

Weiss huffed. "Fine. But I have a condition too. Nora doesn't drink. Anything. At all."

"And you don't have to drink if you don't want to" Ruby added quickly. "Alcohol is disgusting"

"So that's a yes from everyone? Wow, this was easier than I thought. I was betting on having to do a lot more convincing then that!" Yang exclaimed as she bolted to the door. "I'll be right back, just gonna grab Vomit Boy and the squad."

Weiss glanced around the room at her bubbly partner and reserved, bookish, Faunus teammate. "Have either of you even drunk alcohol before?" She asked primly.

"Yang made me try some once. It was yuck!" Ruby exclaimed, sticking her tongue out.

"I have, on missions when I got injured" said Blake with reserve. "Never drunk it for fun though."

It was then Yang burst back into the room with a bottle in one hand and Jaune's arm in the other

"But i don't want to do this Yang, I'm already behind on Oobleck's essay, and I haven't even started on that reading for Port's class" Jaune whined.

"Don't worry Jaune, I'll help you catch up!" said Pyrrah as she filed in behind them, followed by Nora dragging Ren along with her.

"So whats the go Captain?" asked Nora exuberantly, bouncing straight up to sit on Yang's haphazardly organised desk.

"Well first off, my illustrious leader and cutie of a sister has laid out a few rules" replied Yang. "1. Nora doesn't get to drink. Weiss fears for our safety. 2. If you don't want to drink you don't have too, but I feel that you will all have some alcohol in you by the end of the night. Now, who wants to get the glasses?"

Pyrrah's Perspective

"This is perfect" Pyrrah thought. "This is exactly the kind of situation where I can get Jaune to finally realise what I feel about him. All I have to do is make sure i stay close to him throughout the night, and make sure he keeps drinking." As the excitable blond brawler tasks Ruby with grabbing everything from her "stash", Pyrrah edges closer to Jaune, planning on putting her plan into action soon enough

A/N: I'd do a one shot, but I don't want to so there. This is gonna be as many chapters as it takes for me to adequately show how i think each of the members of RWBY and JNPR would act drunk, and to play out my little shipping fantasies on the hapless members of the small world I now control :). So please, if anyone actually reads this thing, review it and tell me exactly what I did wrong, because I really am not very good at this and need help. Also I'm sad to say there will be no update schedule on this because I don't know when I'll feel like writing again. I'll probably do another chapter or maybe two today though.