One day, Mikasa finds Eren crying in the corner. She's concerned – the last time Eren shook and cried like this was when the Titans killed his mother – but she's also slightly annoyed because it's very likely that he could just be being melodramatic again.

"What's wrong, Eren?" she asks, kneeling beside him.

He looks up at her, eyes wide and bloodshot. He's clutching something in his arms, but he drops it on the ground when he turns to look at her. Mikasa is surprised. It's a laptop (FROM THE FUTURE), and she wonders where on earth he got such a thing.

Eren shakily looks her in the eye and whispers in a hoarse voice, "I don't like gay sex."

Mikasa raises an eyebrow. She picks up the laptop from the ground, opens it up, and stares at the screen. Her eyes widen.

Then she slowly stands up, walks out the door, and proceeds to find Levi. And kick him.

Levi is very confused (and pissed) as to why Mikasa just kicked him in the balls.

"You're lucky I don't castrate you," she simply says. "Never touch Eren. Ever."

And so Levi proceeds to find Eren. That brat is going to die. Eren is still curled up in the corner.

He squeaks in horror when he sees Levi, who sees the laptop still open on the ground. Curious, he reads what's on the screen.

Then he screams like a girl, picks up the laptop and proceeds to throw it out the window. It hits a nearby titan on the head and it dies instantly (remember: Yaoi kills, kids!).

Levi runs off and proceeds to take a shower. Again and again, until all the soap is used up. He will never be clean again.

It takes him months before he can see Eren without shrieking and promptly running towards the shower.

Meanwhile, the silver laptop has somehow managed to find its way into the hands of none other than Jean Kirstein. It's quite indestructible, it seems, though it's evidently useful for fighting titans. He opens it up. It's still on the page Eren left it at, and when Jean reads it, he proceeds to go and burn his eyeballs out. But then he comes back, curiosity getting the better of him. If there are stories written about his captain and his rival, then there must be some about everyone else.

He finds one with the summary: Mikasa finally can't hold back her feelings for Jean. It's rated M. He wonders what that means. M for… marvelous?

Halfway through the story he can't take it anymore and falls backwards with a nosebleed.

Sasha happens to walk by and notices Jean on the ground, blood dripping from his nose. She takes the laptop, reads it, and bursts out laughing.

"Jean, you pervert!" she exclaims. She hits the backwards arrow and reads some other hilarious stories, then rushes off to find Connie.

"Connie! You have to see this!" Sasha bursts into the door, potato in one hand (she stopped by the kitchen for a snack) and laptop in another. No one may ever know how she didn't drop anything. Ymir and Krista are there as well, and everyone looks up in surprise.

"Check this out!" she says excitedly, plopping down on the ground. "There are stories about everyone! Some are really funny, and I caught Jean reading one about him and Mikasa doing some… questionable activities.

They (well, mostly Sasha and Connie) laugh for hours over Reiner wearing a dress for Halloween (whatever that was) and the misadventures of the 104th Trainees Squad.

"Look, this one has art that goes with it!" Sasha says, clicking on the link. Everyone's eyes bug out when they see Eren drawn with the bottom of his shirt in his mouth, lying in a suggestive position.

Connie and Sasha cover their eyes in horror. "Oh, hell no!" Connie shrieks. Krista squeaks and looks away as well. Ymir isn't exactly fazed by the picture, but she looks at the ground anyways, thinking, There's no way Jaeger is that muscular.

But the next picture they come across is one of Krista and Ymir gets angry, wondering who the heck drew that picture and walks off in a huff, dragging her blonde friend with her.

The next day, however, when the four of them see any one of their friends, they burst out laughing. Levi wonders what the heck is wrong with them, but then again, they've always been weird.

Somehow the laptop ends up in Armin's arms. After one experience with a very awkward M-rated story, he stays away from them, but instead analyzes all the pairings of people and ultimately decides that Mikasa may or may not be in love with Eren but he will never be in love with Jean.

He also finds some well-written stories about the titans and how they came to be, and bookmarks them for further analysis. He considers showing them to Hanji, but she might go berserk over them (she's already crazy enough) so instead he just stows the laptop carefully in one of his drawers.

Levi walks around through the rooms for his weekly check. No flaws in any of the girls' rooms, except for a few suspicious crumbs under Sasha's bunk. The boys' rooms are surprisingly clean, and he smirks at this because obviously his message got across last time, when their room wasn't clean and he gave them double duty for a month.

He quickly checks Armin's drawers, because although Armin would never do such a thing, sometimes Jaeger will stow things (instead of actually picking up) in his friend's drawers, thinking Levi doesn't check there.

Instead of seeing crumpled clothes, he sees a shiny silver laptop.

Levi screams with horror, opens up the window, and chucks the device out the window, hitting a titan on the head and killing it instantaneously.

And proceeds to take a shower.


If the Fourth Wall was destroyed by the Colossal Titan.