Total Drama Island Season 2

(This is my own season. Same characters though ignoring Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island happened)

Episode 1: Back to Wawanakwa

Camp Wawanakwa, still as shitty as it was

Chris: Hello viewers! Welcome to Season 2 of Total Drama Island! We've given our campers another chance to win their cash! This time it's bumped up to a million bucks! And here comes the competitors now.

A large helicopter comes down

Justin, Owen, Ezekiel, Noah, Cody, Geoff, Trent, DJ, Tyler, Duncan and Harold exit

Noah: I can't believe we have to do this again.

Cody: At least we get a second chance to win our hundred grand.

Chris: Actually it's been bumped up to a million.

Justin's mouth drops

Another helicopter drops down

Lindsay, Heather, Bridgette, Izzy, Gwen, Leshawna, Eva, Courtney, Beth, Katie & Sadie exit

Katie: I can't believe how lucky we are for a second chance!

Sadie: I can't believe you can't believe how lucky we are for a second chance!

Katie & Sadie squeal while hugging and jumping up and down

Ezekiel: Little creepy, eh?

Tyler: Really creepy.

Chris: Alright! Time to choose teams! The team captains are Ezekiel and Eva since I'm feeling nice and letting last season's first two losers choose the teams.

Ezekiel and Eva step forward

Chris: We're gonna choose schoolyard style; boy, girl, boy, girl, and since that's the rules Eva chooses first.

Eva: I choose Duncan.

Duncan walks over to Eva

Ezekiel: I guess I choose Lindsay.

Lindsay: YAY!

Lindsay runs over to Ezekiel

Eva: Heather.

Heather walks over

Ezekiel: Tyler!

Tyler: Yeah!

Tyler high-fives Ezekiel and hugs Lindsay

Eva: DJ.

DJ walks over

Tyler whispers something in Ezekiel's ear

Ezekiel: I choose Bridgette.

Bridgette walks over

Eva: Izzy. Get over here ya psycho.

Izzy cartwheels over

Ezekiel: I choose Geoff.

Geoff comes over and stands next to Bridgette

Confessional:

Eva: I can't believe I chose this next guy, but even I knew I'm gonna need some book smarts if I'm gonna win this game this time around.

Eva: I choose Noah.

Noah: Whatever.

Noah walks over, eyes still glued to the book

Ezekiel: Beth.

Beth runs over

Eva: Courtney.

Courtney goes over

Ezekiel: Owen!

Owen: Woohoo!

Owen high-fives Ezekiel

Eva: Ugh…I can't believe I'm about to say this but…Harold, get over here.

Harold shrugs his shoulders and walks over

Ezekiel: Katie.

Katie reluctantly goes away from Sadie, tears already starting

Confessional:

Eva: I knew I'd regret this decision, but the only way to make sure two idiots go down is to make sure the two idiots are separated. I saw what happened when Katie got voted off. Splitting them apart would just make it happen faster.

Eva: Sadie.

Sadie goes over to Eva's team

Ezekiel: Trent!

Trent goes over

Eva: Running out of guys…Justin or Cody? Justin!

Justin goes over

Ezekiel: Gwen!

Gwen goes over and stands next to Trent

Eva: Leshawna.

Leshawna goes over

Cody: I can't believe I'm picked last!

Cody walks over to Ezekiel's team

Chris: Alright campers! Ezekiel, I bestow upon your team the name of Maniac Monkeys! Eva, I bestow upon your team the name of Psychotic Rhinos!

Confessional:

Cody: I can't believe I was picked last. Why didn't anyone pick me before? I guess I have an idea about how Ezekiel felt when he was voted off first last season. At least I'm nice to chicks.

Chris: Okay campers! Report to the mess hall for lunch!

Everyone goes into the mess hall and stands in the line with Noah at the back

Owen: Bring it on Chef! I can take it!

Chef puts a dead squid on Owen's tray

Chef: Bon appetite.

Owen walks away and Ezekiel comes up

Chef puts some sort of slush on Ezekiel's tray

Ezekiel stares at it and walks away

Everyone gets slop except for Duncan who got a dead squid too

Maniac Monkeys

Cody: Why aren't you eating your slop?

Ezekiel looks at him

Ezekiel: I swear to god that slop moved when it hit my tray.

Owen quickly takes the plate while Ezekiel's distracted and swallows the slop

Ezekiel: I never said I wouldn't eat it, Owen!

Owen: Sorry. I was hungry!

Tyler: Like that's not expected.

Lindsay chuckles

Psychotic Rhinos

Eva put her spoon in the slop and it got stuck

Eva starts pulling as hard as she can but it won't come out

Eva: I don't think this is regular slop.

Noah: I think mine just moved.

Justin is staring at himself in his hand mirror

Sadie: Justin, are you going to be doing that all season?

Justin: Depends on how badly I need to check my face. And chest. And arms. And chin. And other places.

Harold tries to pull Eva's spoon out

Harold judo chops the hardened slop, nearly breaking his hand

Confessional:

Harold: I seriously think Chef should let me in the kitchen. I could help him make better food that's not cement hard slop.

Courtney tries to break the slop with her judo chop, but also nearly breaks her hand

Eva: Okay, on three. One, two, three!

Harold, Eva and Courtney judo chop the slop, shattering it to pieces

Eva: Well that sucks.

Confessional:

Courtney: I think Chef may have put cement in this slop recipe.

Everyone finishes their lunch and goes outside to see a trail

Chris: Hello campers! This will be your first challenge! The first team to get all their members through this track that goes all around the island and off the cliff wins. And, the losing team will lose a member to give the boot.

Confessional:

Ezekiel: Hardly any of us had any food and he expects us to run like crazy?

Confessional:

Owen: I don't think I can run this. I ate everyone's *burp* lunch. Haha!

Chris: On your marks! Get set! GOOOOOO!

Everyone gets running

Ten minutes in Ezekiel and Eva are in the lead

Ezekiel: I'm not gonna let some girl beat me at a race!

Eva: What did you say to me homeschool?

Eva tries to tackle him but Ezekiel jumps, hands on her back and uses it as a spring board and causes Eva to fall on her face and Ezekiel to jump ahead

Ezekiel: Have a nice trip, see ya next fall!

Eva slams her fist into the ground

Confessional:

Eva: I can't believe I let Ezekiel do that! He is so gonna get it.

Ezekiel runs up the cliff

Ezekiel: CANNONBALL!

Ezekiel lands in the water with an enourmous splash

Chris: Maniac Monkeys get a point!

Eva, Duncan and Tyler jump into the water

Chris: The points are tied at 2 each!

Lindsay, Geoff and DJ get in the water

Chris: The Maniac Monkeys have 4 points and the Psychotic Rhinos had 3!

Izzy, Noah and Beth jump in

Chris: And the teams are tied at 5!

Bridgette and Owen jump in

Chris: The Maniac Monkeys are winning by two points at a total of 7 points!

Leshawna, Justin and Harold jump in

Chris: The Psychotic Rhinos are in the lead!

MM: 7 PR: 8

Katie, Sadie and Heather jump in

MM: 8 PR: 10

Trent, Gwen & Cody jump in

MM: 11 PR: 10

Chris: The Maniac Monkeys win!

Courtney trips over the ledge and falls in, landing on Owen

Eva: You useless fools! We would've won this challenge if it wasn't for you idiots!

Courtney: You're just as much to blame Eva!

Eva: At least I got in the water before the other team did!

Courtney: Who cares?

Eva: I do!

Eva lifts Courtney by her shirt

Harold: Okay, break it up you two!

Eva: Step off, white meat!

Harold judo chops Eva's arm, dropping Courtney into the water

Chris: Okay, Maniac Monkeys. Your team leader is obviously Ezekiel. So Psychotic Rhinos, I'll see you at the campfire.

Campfire

Chris: It's always sad to see someone go. It must suck for the first guy to go home. The feeling of shame; the feeling of sorrow; the feeling in your stomach you'll never get rid of. You've all cast your votes and made your decisions. It's time to boot one of your fellow team mates from the competition. Eva, Duncan, DJ, Izzy, you guys are safe.

Chris tosses them their marshmallows

Chris: Noah, Harold, Justin and Leshawna, you guys are also safe.

Chris tosses them their marshmallows

Chris: Courtney, Heather and Sadie. Down to you girls huh? The next camper that is safe is Courtney!

Chris tosses it

Heather looks nervous

Chris: This voting was really close, but with five votes against four, I'm sorry to say this to you but…Heather,

Heather: NOOO!

Chris: Shut it! You're safe!

Chris throws the marshmallow and knocks Heather to the ground

Sadie stands up and walks away

Sadie gets on the boat and flips them the bird as the boat goes away

Chris: Looks like she didn't want to be here without Katie. What will happen next time? Will Ezekiel's team prevail? Will Owen bite off more than he can chew? Will Chef allow Harold near his kitchen? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!

Voting

Confessional for all:

Eva: Courtney! She's a useless pile of-

Duncan: I say Heather. I really don't want to deal with her this season.

Heather: I choose to vote off Sadie. She's a total nuisance.

DJ: I can't really bring myself to vote anyone off…but if I had to choose, it'd have to be Heather.

Izzy: I vote for Heather!

Noah: Courtney.

Courtney: Sadie.

Harold: Sadie.

Sadie: Heather!

Justin: I'd have to say Sadie. She keeps staring at me. It's a little creepy.

Leshawna: For once, It's not Heather. I vote Sadie.